Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

Ok so it’s 1983 in eastern ky and that spring there was a big flood so whatever holler you lived in you kinda got stuck there a couple of days so one thing kids did back then was plinking which ima thinkin you people would call target shooting except we didn’t have targets we would fill up our pockets with nickels and take you .22 .410 or maybe if you were lucky a 20 gauge with slugs and such and go down to the flood and bet on what we could hit floating down the flood like logs signs cups yada yada so me and buddy go and I swipe dads lever action 30/30 which was a bull to us and buddy’s got his little Springfield .22 so we’re chucking nickels saying I can hit the sign or I can hit that limb and I see what I perceive to be an orange Dixie cup but it was actually the top of Ollie jones acetylene tank so I lean back with that 30/30 with open sights at around 20 yards and shoot and there’s a loud boom and a Ten Commandments scene where the flood actually parts and you can see the ground again and we go off screaming so there’s one for ya

If in your youth, on mischief night (Oct 30th), involved you and your friends egging each other, hitting yourselves with socks filled with baby powder and spraying shaving cream
You had an awesome childhood

Damn, these old Rogan clips are good shit

When i was 37, my wife hit me while screaming "He's hitting me" my sis came and broke it up and i ended up in jail

Redbar says hi

hello freak bitches

It was perma nare

Joe u really fucked my high up😂 from punching bums to dead dogs

Back then sounds fun as fuck.

What is this guys name? He is hilarious lmao

Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .

I wish Joe still communicated like this

Fucking kids lol

Joe loves dogs

This is Gold!! The who shirt, a life of a dream!! Find you beautiful path in life!!

Great episode

LETS MAKE DANA WHITE AND JOE ROGAN HOMELESS

For me and my friends it was always who has the hottest girlfriend.

God bless you God is good Jesus is Lord.

Greg Fruitsimmons always delivers the goods! 😂

Do any of these people that they talk about ever come back and say “hey you were talking about me on your podcast?”

The Epstein ending 😂

These adds crazy

In elementary school, we were playing basketball outside on the basketball court, and I hit this girl in the face by accident, I hit her pretty good, and her lip started bleeding. I thought immediately she was gonna be angry or I might get into trouble, but she just stopped real quick and looked at me and said "thank you"....I was unbelievably confused but then she proceeded to let us know how much she enjoyed the taste of blood.....Like alriiiiight that's not weird at all 😅😂 something I'll never forget

bro why was he saying all at about underage girl boobs

Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.

Says a lot about his personality. But still successful. Imagine joe got a degree or at ups lol

“And I ahh… knocked her around a little bit”😂

I love Rogan but sounds like you two getting off on the description of a little girl. Shame

Wrestling is so physically and mentally draining. It’s one of the sports where when you lose, you only have yourself to blame. Very humbling

Fuckin Mugsy Malone 😂😂

Crazy end 😂

😢my dog did the same died in my arms

Someone needs to check this dudes search history. What is he saying at the end. Such a creep bro 😂

Joe I feel with you, I put my cat down myself after he had a horrible accident. I stabbed him in the brainstem with a knife, I couldn't let him suffer. I cry just writing this.
Rip lille mand, means little man in English.

Lmao wtf talking about little girls in middle school idk about this guy

It used to get a little foggy in the Northeast on Halloween. My friend came out in a Ninja Halloween outfit. We were getting too old to wear costumes. He said he wanted to spar. I said "You really do want to spar?". I threw a 1,2 punch and broke my friend's nose. I wasn't trying to hit him, but to graze him. I struck my friend and then apologized for the next hour.

The Barbasol with an aerosol cap on it. When someone would bring Nair or Spray Paint, there would be a fight over that. I got attacked by some older kids around my neighborhood on Halloween. It was crazy in the late 1970's early 1980's on Halloween in NY & Boston. Then there was a referendum for Halloween. Whatever was going on all the way into the mid 1980's, stopped. The same kind of referendum came out about fireworks and the 4th of July too right around the same time. A big focus on safety started around then. I think it started with Ralph Nader and his public consumer advocacy groups. Notably Ralph Nader wrote "Unsafe at Any Speed". It all started there, but didn't get traction until the Mafia started losing influence due to RICO.

You can always spot a Bullshido story from 1000000 miles away

When I was 13 I was standing w some girls. And my friend picked me and slammed me out of no where. Women know their weak.

"Not in the days of AIDS"! 😂

Kenny needed to be put down

I'm glad I read the comments before I watched the video. Not what I wanted to do is listen to this video so I can start sobbing about my dead dogs. Glad I could hurry up and change it before then. Thanks guys for the warning. 👍

I'm the same was as Joe with the fact that I am actually smart as hell, and I know I am but I just can't pay attention. I tired just enough in school to receive all mid 80s on everything but I didn't care about the lessons. Looking back I wish I had made more of an effort.

Looks like they got him with the nair again 😂😂😂

Watching anything of life die takes at least a little something from you. Watching as the life is taken from a friend takes even more and more than just from you. Yet leaves you with something that stays with you for life.
Sorry Mr. Rogan

Had me until you sexualized children

Who is this mf

"little, brown titties"LMAO

Nobody going to say how creepy they got at the end when they were talking about young girls in school. Sounded like two fucking pedos