every edgy YA protagonist

This is every roleplayer in any MMORPG. "If the word fuck is explicitly replaced in this fantasy setting, doesn't it make no sense at all that your ancient and wise elf nobleman wouldn't talk like that?" "Eat shit and die, fucking lesserblooded. You boomers have to just try and micromanage everything. Ever heard of boundaries, fascist incel?" - La'vel'lel Heisenberg

I kinda like him tbh I’d read this

There are only two categories for YA protagonists
-Genuinely nice but dumber than shit
-The best at everything but also a condescending prick
Then there's the Mary Sue/Gary Stu, but we don't talk about that.

When Bob the Builder would ask "Can we do it?", I would say "no". Because I don't pretend everything is possible.

There are people who actually act like this.

It was such an emotional moment when the protagonist looked at the camera and said "Fuck you". I had chills and cried

Man Carrying Thing’s edgy self-insert ya novel he wrote in from middle school to high school: chapter one.

POV: your first D&D character

Wait

His parents were stabbed 37 times

Carl????

"Surprised I swear? Get used to it" killed me on the inside

I was drinking soda when you delivered that last line, and it took every nerve and muscle in my body not to spit it all over my keyboard.

im weird im a weirdo i dont fit in and i dont wanna fit in you ever seen me not swear yea thats fucking weird

"I have tattoos, but I was forced to have them" type shi

"Stabbed 37 time"

... Caaaaarl that kills people

A young goth Neil Breen is exactly what I need. 😂

Literally Percy Jackson but without the swears

Don't worry everyone, I'm going to be one of the first modern fantasy writers to make their protagonists generally decent, morally upright people.

Hes 19 and 1/2 but.... Does he know how to read?

idk what YA is but uh, ok

wow it's gideon the ninth

That "F... Fuck you" at the end was pure gold.

Yeah sure, dEreK DaRkbLadE..

oh my god i just watched the veritasium 37 video im going insane

Jorg from prince of thorns

The Forsaken actually burns the most

Who wins: Derek Darkblade vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

37 times huh? so random.

Derek Darkblade lmao.

this is literally the opening to percy jackson but the rest of the series is so unserious half of the time-

Sounds like something a 14 year old boy would write when trying to be edgy.

Viziepop writing

And HE took that personally.

About the deaths of his parents - were they stabbed a total of 37 times (as in, his mom was stabbed once, his dad was stabbed 36 times or something), or did each of them, independently, get stabbed 37 times, for a total of 74 stab wounds between the two?

Batman origin story be like:

...I feel called out.

galadriel higgins (in book one, before she got all lovey-dovey bangy-smashy).

We've found the soulmate of Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way

Literally every Disney/child musician once they turn 18. Also Gerold “Darkstar” Dayne from asoiaf.

37 Stab Wounds !

37 times? Damn that's like, 9 more stab wounds than 28

37 TIMES? CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!!!!!!

"Yeah, I say fuck. Get used to it."

I think this sort of mocking misses something. It’s sort of like mocking a gay rights activist or atheist for thinking they’re super brave… when they live in Saudi Arabia. I agree, if they lived in the Netherlands or something, maybe that could be cringe because it doesn’t take as much bravery to be gay or atheist in the Netherlands, but in Saudi Arabia, it really does, so the swagger would be warranted.

Young people do live in different environments and have different rights than adults, often where saying "fuck" actually is brave.

Go tell a North Korean, "You think you're brave for opposing Kim Jong Un? That's not brave! Everybody I know does that all the time!"

Really bro I feal exactly same

37 stab wounds?
Caaaaarl that kills people!

Man Carrying the whole story

The slight, almost-imperceptible-but-clearly-there cutoff between "shithole" and "planet" was perfect 😂

Fard

eminem's old songs:

Absolutely Uchiha Sasuke

WAKE ME UP.

You are really getting your money's worth from that one cigarette