Family Guy - (S2xE11) Stephen King

He doesn’t even need to try anymore

At least RL Stine TRIES to be creative

I wonder if he has the balls to Christine 2 but Christine is now an 1977 Plymouth Fury

He's been coasting for awhile now. I used to be a big fan but I haven't read any of his stuff an many years, he does everything from a soapbox these days.

McFarlane is scraping the bottom despite catering to the "woke generation".
Stepehn King still producing quality books.
Guess our music, our cars and our passtimes are far surpassing the crap that this generation peddles.

From Carrie to lampmonsters Stephen King had a great career

Botchamania brought me here

* FNAF in the future *

Scott Cawthon: Okay, for my 307th game, uh... You're attacked by uhhhhh, *makes a new Springtrap design* Springtrap *makes ghostly noises*

FNAF fans: You're not even trying anymore are you?

Scott Cawthon: * makes growling noises *

FNAF fans: When can we have it


(BTW, this is in no way an insult to Scott Cawthon, this is just a joke i thought of just now)

SK would set the lamp murdered back to Maine 17th century while a movement of wax makers die mysteriously.

Title: "The Haunted Glow"

Chapter 1: A Family's New Home

The Johnsons, a family of four, had just moved into their dream house in a quiet neighborhood. Jim, the father, was an architect, while his wife, Sarah, was an artist. They had two kids, Timmy, age 10, and Emily, age 7.

As they settled into their new home, they noticed a peculiar lamp in the living room. It was an antique lamp that Jim found in the basement, but it seemed to have an eerie glow to it. Despite Sarah's reservations, Jim insisted on keeping the lamp, as he was fascinated by its unique design.

Chapter 2: Strange Happenings

Soon after, the Johnsons started experiencing strange occurrences in their home. They heard footsteps in the middle of the night, but when they investigated, no one was there. Objects would go missing, only to reappear in strange places. Emily complained of seeing shadows in her room, and Timmy claimed he heard whispers coming from the lamp.

Sarah's unease grew, and she couldn't shake off the feeling that the lamp was watching them. She tried to convince Jim to get rid of it, but he dismissed her concerns, attributing them to stress from the move.

Chapter 3: The Lamp's Malevolence

One night, as the family slept, they were awakened by a loud crash in the living room. They rushed downstairs to find the lamp had shattered, and its fragments were scattered across the room. Jim was baffled, as he had just checked the lamp the night before and it was intact.

As the family cleaned up the mess, they felt a sinister presence looming over them. Sarah noticed that the lamp fragments seemed to be moving on their own, as if they were being drawn to each other. She tried to warn Jim, but it was too late.

The lamp fragments suddenly fused together, forming a monstrous creature made of glass and metal, with a glowing core. The lamp monster attacked the Johnsons, smashing through walls and furniture, emitting blinding light that burned their skin.

Chapter 4: A Desperate Battle

The Johnsons fought back with all their might, but the lamp monster was relentless. It could shape-shift, transforming into different lamps and using its glass shards as deadly weapons. It terrorized them, trapping them in their own home, cutting off all means of escape.

As the family struggled to survive, they realized that the lamp monster was fueled by their fears and anxieties. It fed on their negative emotions, growing stronger with each passing moment. Jim and Sarah had to put aside their differences and work together to protect their children and find a way to defeat the monster.

Chapter 5: Confronting the Darkness

The Johnsons delved into the history of the house and discovered that the lamp was cursed. It had been used by a notorious occultist who had conducted dark rituals in the house decades ago, and the lamp had absorbed the malevolent energy.

They sought help from a local historian and learned that the only way to defeat the lamp monster was to confront their fears and face the darkness within themselves. They had to overcome their own insecurities, regrets, and traumas, and confront the deep-rooted fears that the lamp monster exploited.

Chapter 6: Triumph Over Evil

Armed with their newfound knowledge, the Johnsons devised a plan to lure the lamp monster into a final showdown. They set up a trap in the basement, using the lamp's cursed history against it. When the monster appeared, they confronted it head-on, facing their fears and challenging the monster's power.

In a climactic battle, the Johnsons fought the lamp monster with their inner strength and resilience.

Who knew Stephen King wrote Amityville 4?

When can I have it?

Next week, presuming I don’t go home and find a completed manuscript for it in one of my filing cabinets, at which point, this afternoon.

Wasn't there an Amityville movie that already had a killer lamp?

mother 1

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

AI writing be like

At least RL Stine tries...

Me at any nintendo direct.

Pokemon has definitely reached this point.
A pokemon based on Green Tea and a set of Keys

As the clock ticked past midnight, Mark and Sarah settled into their cozy living room, seeking solace from the storm raging outside. Rain battered the windows, and lightning illuminated the room in eerie flashes. The couple thought they were safe and sound within the walls of their old Victorian home, but little did they know that something sinister lurked within.

A rustling noise emanated from the corner of the room. Mark and Sarah exchanged puzzled glances, but before they could react, the lamp on the antique wooden table transformed into a grotesque, writhing creature. Its base split open, revealing jagged, teeth-like appendages, and its shade stretched into tentacle-like arms.

With a horrifying screech, the lamp monster lunged at them, its metal and glass limbs slashing through the air. Mark and Sarah screamed and stumbled backward, knocking over furniture in their desperate attempts to escape. The room had become a nightmare, with shadows dancing wildly as the lamp monster pursued them relentlessly.

Frantically, Mark grabbed a fireplace poker, swinging it at the creature with all his might. But the lamp monster seemed impervious to harm, absorbing the blows and retaliating with even greater ferocity. Sarah, her fear turning into determination, rushed to the window and tore down the heavy curtains, allowing a burst of lightning to flood the room.

In the brief illumination, they saw the lamp monster recoil, its shade shrinking back in agony. Realizing their only chance, they raced to the windows, tearing down every curtain and throwing open the blinds, flooding the room with the wrath of the storm outside.

With each flash of lightning, the lamp monster shrieked and recoiled further into the shadows. Mark and Sarah seized the opportunity and smashed the cursed lamp into pieces with the fireplace poker, ending its reign of terror.

As the storm subsided, the room returned to its normal, peaceful state. Mark and Sarah were left breathless, surrounded by the shattered remains of the once-innocent lamp. They had survived an encounter with a malevolent entity they couldn't have imagined in their wildest nightmares, and they knew that they would never look at lamps the same way again.

Little did they know, the darkness of their old Victorian home held more secrets than they could ever fathom, and the horrors that lurked within were far from over.

Mortasheen in a nutshell with their vampires: 'Let's give vampiric traits to a table.' 'Let's give vampiric traits to a television set' 'Let's give vampire traits to a pair of Seventies platform shoes'.

Horror movies in a nutshell in 2023.

What was the setup to this cutaway?

Alan Wake II with the Clicker 😂

I wonder if Stephen ever saw this and laughed at it lol

Producers creating crappy horror movies based on media that became public domain:

Night Swim in a nutshell.

Amityville Horror 4

I've never understood all the hype Stephen King gets as to me his books aren't anything special
They're all set in Maine, revolve around a writer, and WAY too much emphasis on the characters' interpersonal relationships
Plus, his books are padded out to the extreme
And, they just aren't scary

Toyatoro writing the DBS manga.

When can I have it?

The book or the lamp back?

I know R.L. Stine could make this work.

The lamp monster sounds like Brian barking.

“nYAng… nYAng nYAng..” 😂

Unused ending:
King: "Have I mentioned that the lamp monster sexually assaults an underage adolescent girl?"
Publisher: (facepalming) "Steve, get help. PLEASE."

His sound effects and pretending the lamp is a monster always crackers me up😅😅😅

Dan Povenmire be like

This is literally Hollywood right now

I mean, he had people fight a flying Coke machine in The Tommyknockers, so...

I would like to see Family Guy do more Stephen King Parodies especially The Amityville Horror Scary Movie Movie Series Conjuring Movie Series and RL Stine Parodies too.

Lots to mine here. The table lamp could be joined by a floor lamp and a heat lamp and a chandelier leader.

Almost as scary as Lawnmower man

Unless he’s high his shit is good

This was over 20 years ago and he still cranks out two to three books per year. The man is insane.

I can only imagine the movie

Oh I always loved The Aardvark Lamp

"When can I have it?"

The book or the lamp?

Even as a lifelong King fan this is fucking hysterical