The Horrid Experience Of Airports.

"A midwest state, like Nevada" - Joe Bartolozzi:

Dude being from nj JFK Sucks

you said nebraska


GO BIG RED!

tip for dudes i figured out recently: if the scanner keeps highlighting your nuts try hiking up your pants as far as you can before you go through next time.

Joe Swanson

I encourage everyone to read the Gospels to learn about Jesus

I remember coming back from Mexico to my home country we had to change planes in Frankfurt Germany I think we had to wait 12 hours for our plane and we got delivered to a different airport, not very nice 12 hours of my life gone

I usually just go through security and metal detector with AirPods in, my jacket on and with my belt. I once brought a box of matches and a box cutter in my bag. They just don’t care.

I remember one time I had my laptop in my backpack and asked the security guard dude “should I take out my laptop?” Cause in Italy they don’t yell what you have to take off and out, and he was like “don’t open your backpack, leave everything in”. I stayed there more than my family cause they had to double check my backpack because of the laptop, LIKE, I WANTED TO TAKE IT OUT MAN

It’s because all of us Wyomingnites have like 20 guns in each house

airport floors are hella comfy somehow

Joseppi mentioned🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I’m going holiday tommorow

Travel tip wear slides or sandles for airport security saves you a solid few minutes

On passports at least I know you have to have a straight face because i believe there’s a chip in your passport with your face measurements ex. Left eye to right eye distance or nose to mouth distance

What part of tx where you in 😮

IN THE ATMOSPHERE GANG👇👇👇

i remember seeing this story about this guy in an airport being pulled aside because he had a "gun" in his luggage only for him to take it out of his suitcase and transform it into a Megatron toy 💀

Never been on a plane 😂😂

I was at baggage claim and someone brought a literal fucking bazooka like he had to show ID and his license for it to get it and everything. A fucking BAZOOKA

My dad was flying from aus to nz they took his ductape off him but let him keep his razor 🤣🤨

Went on vacation Less then a week ago there was a Mr noodle for 7$ more then the grocery store

JOE YOUVE BEEN TO WYOMING? y u not visit me bro

Atleast state to state tsa doesnt give af if you have a little bit of weed or anything on you their just looking for weapons and explosives

Btw if you ever forget you have weed on you when you get on the plane just put it in a easy to see spot so they don’t think your hiding anything they don’t care about weed

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE, Ewe

I flew a ton for work back in 2012-2015, tsa precheck is a must if you fly more than few times a year!! Taking my first flight in in 5 year in a few weeks. Be interesting to see whats all changed. Was happy to see my ticket came with 2x 70lbs bags even!

yoooo nebraska mentioned

The best airport snack is a McDonald’s meal and a big bag of blue sour patch kids

i flew out of the newark airport over the summer and the security stand guy was on the verge of breaking down and he was screaming way too loud for 6 in the fucking morning

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One time me and my grandma were coming back from a trip and my grandma brought rocks in her bag cause she thought they looked cool so we had to step a side and the guy said “uhh ma’am do you have any sharp stuff in your bag she says no then the guy pulled them out and she went hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

yoo joeseppi

UNDER A DECADE GANG! 👇👇

Under a decade gang 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

one time i went through TSA and they asked me to take my sweatshirt off (i had nothing under it, i was 13) so they told me to either take it off or get patted down.

One time when me and my family were going on a flight my mom had to throw away like half of her makeup because it was more than 3 ounces lmao

I remember I they said I couldn’t take a bottle of lotion with me because it’s too big… never seen it again😔

Under 2024 year gang
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I got pat down by a girl and she pat me by my thing than she said oh that's a boy