Why You Should Never Trust The Germans - Victoria 2

are you using any mods. My game just works so different. there is never so much change

Socialists violently protesting against losing an election... Just what you'd expect.

I have never seen so many revolts in one game I have to almost use commands for revolts to happen

What a strange, strange parallel world you’ve created. The absurdity of Afghanistan defending Russia and the UK against Germany and America boggles the mind!

he clearly didn't know how to reform

That "кучькъ" sound at the start of the video got me rollind under the table.

Kchk

I actually was in a war of japanese control of joseon as the Ottos. Didnt want to hurt our relations

Hou did you have that much rebelds

I am no V2 expert, But having "Tax the Poor" as the first thing to do may have something to do with all the revolts

One of ISP's vic 2 catchphrases: I wasn't going to colonize this game.

Wait... that was... 2 years ago?

When you said Alexa can we throw 500 hamburgers into the sea, my Alexa piped up with "I can play Despacito if you like"

I’m watching binging some Vic 2 rn and I just noticed WHY IS KRAKOW NUMBER 9 SECONDARY POWER??

Wait how does anarcho-liberalism work??? XD

1904 Krakow Number 9

*doesn’t tax the rich, taxes the poor as much as he possibly can always*
“wHy Do YoU kEeP rEvOlTiNg”

Germany time

I think I saw gorings daughter leading some facists

Wait ISP why does it say Europa Universailis in the description thingy and also how did u fuck up germany this bad?

It's sad to hear him say "Akeh" instead of "Aceh" with "che"

Really strange way to describe vicky 3

Yo quería ver al Imperio Aleman no al zurderio.

You know WE WILL GET VICTORIA 3 IT HAPPENED

>France constantly waging war against Germany
>France never being called militarist
surprisingly accurate

His German playthrough is like the sexuality of a 14 year old girl on Twitter…. constantly switching

“Anton Goering”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what?

why do they like you
Because you do not reform!!!

Should I change my YT name to ISubscribeToISorrowProductionsAndHitThatLikeButtonNowOrElseI’llLeaveYouAndNeverComeBackJustLikeYourFather?

Dismand France to ensure they are not attacking you

Japan: * planned on bringing back the Ottomans for some reason *
Ottomans: * best friends with Japan in real life even after world War 1 *
Russia: I am the main reason they are friends because they both hate me!

"German Anarcho-Liberals".

Holy shit this was so long ago

I love coming back here

At this point i know 90% of the lines in this vid

ISP just do reforms dammit

The coolmathgames = Victoria 3 joke hits different now. Much rather play coolmathgames

I bet you say Moscow like "Moskau" as well, like a 1980s yank. It's Crackov, anyway.