*Accidentally Presses No* (Zelda OoT Animated) @TerminalMontage

I came here to hate on this stupid bird, but then he talks about how government sucks, and I'm like, "meh... he ain't that bad"

I've went through every frame just to see what he said
I've learned a lot

ORIGINAL POST GOES TO PAVICI ANDREI, I JUST ORGANIZED THE TEXT TO MAKE IT MORE VISIBLE

owl dialogue starts

"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!"
"It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"You will encounter many hardships ahead..."
"Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
"Coming to grips with the concept of time."
"Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing."
"And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in your life."
"Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests."
"But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends."
"That is your fate."
"Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"

link stares at the monologuing Owl

"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000."
"Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000."
"And you learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought."
"Surely they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol, and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything."

A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa, and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium."
"Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones, and headaches."
"Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all."
"Convenience isn't very healthy."
"You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it as well."
"You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well."
"That is your fate."
"Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"

link realizes that the text is waaay longer than expected, so he frantically mashes "A" to skip it

"And learning that, despite all of the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies."
"Beer koozies."
"The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to see how beer koozies work."
"It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff."
"Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army."
"Afghanistan is 98 percent desert."
"They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens."
"10,000,000 on "green growth: in Peru."
"$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ."
"And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes."
"Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018."
"Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse."
"It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"

link continues to spam in great agony, knowing the test will not end soon

"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle."
"You will meet a princess there..."
"If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map."
"The areas you have explored will be shown on the map."
"A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc."
"The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about."
"Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map."
"On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next."
"Did you get all that?"

link says NO on accident, causing the test to play from the beginning.
owl dialogue repeats

"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!"
"It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"You will encounter many hardships ahead..."
"Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
"Coming to grips with the concept of time."
"Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing."
"And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in your life."
"Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests."
"But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends."
"That is your fate."

link screams as he is required to listen to the Owl's long dialogue all over again

"Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?"
"Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?"
"And that some cats are allergic to people?"
"And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?"
"And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?"
"And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?"
"And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?"
"And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?"
"And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being"
"introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?"
"And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?"
"And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petrichor-"

link is done with the Owl's shenanigans and hits a direct headshot with his Fairy Ocarina


















oh my god that took too long to make

terminalmontage accidentally presses yes

I got good at remembering to always press down when his dialogue comes on screen. Sometimes you can't skip it, but for the ones you can, just push B if you accidentally let him speak more and you can just blow through his entire speech.

"Convenience isn't very healthy." True words, Kaepora.

The worst in this is that we cannot even speed up the text when talking to that freaking owl LOL. At least you make it looking like less painful by making it skippable 😂

This would make me stop playing the game for good

Bro really said "Bababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa... dies "

Man if only throwing an ocarina works in the game 😂

Bro recited the entirety of the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights in one breath alone.

Im enjoying reading the actual text

This is why you press b going through dialogue

I let my friend borrow this game and he was wondering why the owl kept talking and he just spammed A will he was doing something else and that kind of broke his A button and just, because of this owl his 3DS was damaged.
Thankfully I was aware that the Owl was like this.
Rip his A button I guess.

It looks like it's in pain and is incredibly offended at the same time and I have no idea why

I didn't know Afghanistan is 98% desert.

Imagine if this was truly faithful to the original and the text boxes loaded each individual letter one by one.

(thank god that's not in the 3DS remake)

Link was clicking on the wrong side of the controller because the a/b buttons are on the right side not the left

I managed to actually do this to myself playing oot on the switch online n64 even though i knew it was coming 🤦‍♂️

He actually has a lot of wise words about growing up, eating healthy (Coocoo Fele is unhealthy you know), and taxes, he'll teach you more than 10 years in the average (American) School System

Legends say that the owl is still talking...

The Disney is winsor

"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
(Link stares)
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure, they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
(Link stares and spams controller in fear)
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion-dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"
(Link continues spamming controller)
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?"
(An option showing "Yes" and "No" shows up. The developers, being evil, made "No" the first thing the cursor rolls over and poor Link accidentally chooses it)
(Same stuff as before)
(Link screams)
"Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'".

Genshin Impact dialogue in a nutshell:

Is the speed of the mouse really measured on mickey? 😂

The rant the owl goes on is actually very depressing when you take the time to read it

BAABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAABABABABABABABABABABABABABA select… BAABABABABABABABABABABABBABABABBABABABABABABABABABBABBAB AAAAAHHHHH

The owl sounds like it's va is holding laughter as it speaks

The 3xustanxe of kapola giabora neverade se se to me, aside from telli g you youvw reached zoras river he exists ONLY to tell the player information they alrewady know

Average scarlet violet experience

Dude, they totally put that. Did you get all of that? And then put “no” first on purpose.

Total troll move.

Over coaching, a common mistake in game development

Anybody else put the playback at .25 just to read all the subtitles?

The fact that Nintendo made this the only time No is the first option instead of Yes tells me they did this on purpose

What makes this scene funny is technically this could go in a loop forever if link didn't think to throw the controller.
And the owl would keep speaking faster and louder until the video crashes

I like how the "bababa" gets louder and more strained when link pulls out the controller.

I seriously cant find more epic funny animations for this game than his

It sounds amazing in full speed

If the NPC says "Did you get all that?" the first option is always no. But if the NPC says " Do you want me to repeat it again?" The first option is always yes. And that makes it very confusing hahahaha









And thats pure evil by Nintendos part

Owl of wisdom

Notes in math class in a nutshell.

These are the facts.

Mmm, beer koozies

Am i the only patient gamer in the zelda fandom or what?

I can feel this pain

A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea