DO NOT CHECK THE SOUND

My husband was on the COVID ward for 10 days after a Widowmaker heart attack, because he had a positive COVID test. Stints didn't work, so he had to have a negative COV test before they could perform the required triple bypass. One day he had angina on the ward, and the nurses asked how he was feeling. He replied, forgetting the term for angina, so he replied with "I'm having the Braxton-Hicks of heart attacks." The entire ward full of Nurses howled with laughter. They then called me to tell me about what he had said. I did the same..we still have him.

Pinky pie

Yeah, that's what I did too. 20 minutes after diagnosis sitting in my car swapping the darkest jokes with my family. And being bald legit saves so much shampoo lol. 1 1/2 years in remission, still exhausted but alive.

I am an oncology nurse who works inpatient and I have decided in order to survive in this job, you have to have a very dark sense of humor because otherwise it’s so depressing, you will quit.

The baby 😝

Why tf did the mother throw her baby

Yeah that got me crying 😢😢😢😢😢

who would ask a question like that?

"Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy"

My daughter was injured in a head on collision. She wasn’t expected to live, and her heart stopped numerous times. She wasn’t expected placed in a medical coma. When they brought her up to check on her tbi, I would try to distract her a bit from this nightmare. Once I told her that they used enough blood on her to fill two grown ass adults. Then I told her that she has finally achieved a life goal of being a vampire. Ever seen a badly injured human with tubes coming out of everywhere, laugh? When they took her breathing tube out they asked what she remembered. She said she remembered each time her heart stop. Said it was the most epic game of ding dong dash with god the world had ever seen. I mean, she has a point.

that be crazy

i dont understand ?

Dark humor saved me when I was walking on the street. A man walked up to me and asked my age. I was a 10 year old girl who had started her period a year ago, meaning he could get me pregnant, and he was very aware of that. He asked me, "You know, i haven't ever seen a girl as pretty as you before. I could give you a ride home" and i replied, "damn. I get it. You probably asked siri why you were single, and it activated the front camera. I mean... look in the mirror." He turned, walked away and flipped me off. I laughed all the way home. I still think about that night.

JORGE RIVERA-HERRANS!

My friend has a type of knee cancer

:(

ONE OF MY DADS FRIENDS IS HOPFULLY CANCER FREE

Tumor Tuesday is crazy😂

WHY DID SHE THROW HER BABY

After two cardiac death experiences in one day, then four days in a coma, my best friend walked into my CCU room and said, “Damn! You look pretty good for a dead bitch!” Best friend ever!

Happiness is a really good medicine when you’re physically unwell. That’s a good thing to have

is o one gonna talk about the clip when they THREW THE BABY into the snow

It's called gallows humour and it's brilliant

God bless

I took a picture of my new stump at the top of some steps. Stating this was my new nemesis. My best friend text me back, asking...how long are we going to have to listen to this BS. The leg is Gone it's never growing back. This was the moment how dark comedy was the best and brightest light for the path I was on but not alone.

"Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy"

I had to move in with my dad at 15 cuz my mom started abusing drugs and we got evicted. It hurt at first but now i just make jokes about it and everyones like that got dark, then i gotta explain its how i learned to get better was telling jokes

I mean the shampoo joke wasn’t too dark. The way they got the bald head is dark tho.

Can someone explain what the very forst joke about him responding from the oncology ward means?

This is some sir night eye stuff right here

My brother was on his way to dialysis from his girlfriend's house. He crashed my car. I was in jail when the co came to get me. They let me know. I looked at the calendar on the wall behind the guard. I said well he lived longer then I thought he would. He had almost died 11 times by different accidents and illnesses.

I completely relate to using dark humour as a coping mechanism, and my heart goes out to all terminal cancer patients ❤

Is tumor had better attendance than he did in school that is insane😂😂

How did you get a girlfriend in. colige? 😏