SCP-5049 - The Skin Salesman - Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot (SCP Animation)

Very simple ask god himself

Demon Dan was an honest, hardworking guy! Great salesman.
Got me my new identity as Karen Fukuhara.

You're telling me Peter is Tom Hollands brother LOL

This is leatherface’s favorite scp

Alright, anyone else thinking about helluva boss??? I mean, the gingle, the tv Advertisement, demons needing a disguise.

I bet 3114 would go to this store

the SCP foundation "whelp we've done all we can do"
me send an entire military bunker full of nun's in
O5 council "whelp guess we're stupid for not thinking about something that's related as holy huh"

who are these 7 demon lords!? we need answers!

Seven Lords may refer to the seven princes of hell each leading a sin
Lucifer: pride
Satan: wrath
Beezelbub: gluttony
Belthogor: sloth
Mammon: greed
Lavaifin: envy
Asmodeus: lust

how much do i need to subscribe to get an scp 5049 rendition of the skit "big bills hell's cars" voice acted by this person

Demon Dan's voice is AMAZING

what are the names of the seven lords
Lucifer: pride.
Mammon: greed.
Asmodeus: lust.
Leviathan: envy.
Beelzebub: gluttony.
Satan: wrath.
Belphegor: sloth.

This SCP’s name sounds like a tongue twister.

The moment they said '"Asmodeus" who is obviously the King of Lust they should have paid attentiom to occult stuff and got the knowledge of the seven deadly sin kings by then.

Shrek: "Papa? Is that you?"

They could just use 343 god or plague doctor

Welp guess I'm jot sleeping tonight

He should’ve entered the farthest door

No I won’t be getting my disguises now!

Honestly,this is definitely something I could see in helluva boss

What kind of a governmental agency "negotiates" with DEMONS??? Its ABSURD.

He should have turned the TV off the second he began to feel uncomfortable, that something wasn't right. But, being the boobtube hounds that are humanity, well...

I like this the way he does demon dans voice like s car salesman 😅😅❤

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Now I know what possessed the kim dynasty of north korea to commit the atrocities they have done... maybe the same is true for the chinese government.

Yeah i would buy that human skin and you'll know what i do 😏

If I had a nickel everytime a SCP is Salesman, I would have 2 nickels, it isn’t a lot but weird it happened twice.

No one else catch that?

Imagine wanting to live as a human in a setting where humans regularly get assaulted, broken, murdered by insects, tortured by sadistic immortals, chased by misanthropic reptiles, beaten to death for looking at a face, eaten, eaten from the inside out, turned into insect hives, butchered by evil naked Santa and all the rest.

In another universe, in the far future, Demon Dan was selling nukes to give out at birthday parties.

Am I the only one who thinks demon Dan seems like a nice guy?

Dan really just made a bacon store and invited pigs there 💀

Scp 3116 be happy tonight.

Imagine seeing something like this in real life

Could the foundation just form an agreement with the depot to give them a bunch of their D class personnel? Im sure they would be happy to receive shipments from an almost unlimited supply. They could even be dressed up via the foundations resources to make them fit their needs.

I think the seven demons were the ones represented in the bible

I wonder if Dr Bright could use Demon Dan's services to save the Foundation the headache of getting him new bodies?

Demon dan’s discount dermis depot

Imagine if the Indoor Salesman manifested while Demon Dan was doing the commercial and IS says that everything Demon Dan sells is a sham lmao

I wonder how they didnt know the celebirtys was missing ...

Someone make this into a real thing and scare hundreds of people for an april fools thing or something.

i see discount dan's mech emporium blew up and he had to improvise

Right off the bat, a man behind a bloody window 🪟

Straight away, some red flags with this cheerful demonic themed commercial.

Only a cannibal would be on cloud 9 after watching this.

Wait we gettin salary now?

Ahhhh......the P Diddy costume... ... ...