Colonel, I didn't manage to avoid drowning! Download this before it goes down (BACKUP)

The original video is private. Fantastic.

Well, they made the original video private because they were afraid that DSP was going to be a butt and delete it, so thank you very much for reuploading this.

Amazingly enough, Phil unintentionally manages to play into what Kojima was trying to prove by replacing Snake with Raiden.

Dsp is fucking disgrace.

what is the point of this?

Ha, this was the video that introduced me to the "quality" that is DSP. Glad to see it still here, Fuck DSP.

Well he may be bad at this game, but we now know something he is good at. Oh boy!

Fission Mailed much?

This is more like the very first let's endure not TIHYDP.

So glad you backed this up as it is only high quality one I could find atm

the video that started it all

Thank you for circulating the tapes. Retsupurae makes watching DSP tolerable. They're actually, you know, funny.

I beat this game when i was 8, its hard to watch this grown man fumble the controller for 11 minutes.

According to Phil, this is the SINGLE video that has destroyed his channel.

"Nothing here you could have highlighted and hit backspace"

You fail to realize that DSP edited his videos by turning his camera on and off

and thusly, dsp's descent began

"Game over if stupid" ...and Hideo Kojima just immediately triggers a small EMP that permanently disables all of DSP's gaming devices.

Whatever happened to Iroquois Pliskin?

The irony is that most of the people who were RPed may have gotten more popular afterwards if I'm to believe and some even liked their Retsupurae video. I said it before but Phil's lack of understanding how to run his own channel and thinking it is just that his fans throw money at him to play games is what inevitably will sink his infrastructure. This is his own damn fault he just won't see it. His entire Metal Gear playthrough is just awful and people have riffed on it before how can ONE video destroy your channel.

Remember, before this video was made 4 years ago, not a single person had a single bit of criticism with DSP's "content", not one single one.

and even now he is still bad but maybe worse judging from recent events

...am I missing something

Fast skip the instructions, complain that the game doesn't tell you what to do. Genius!

why his this showing up now?

The guy is not very good at the game, I get that, but this is really mean-spirited.

Colonel, i managed to avoid drowning. But now i'm somehow stuck in an elevator...

"For some reason the elevator closed itself, that's nice."
Yes, all elevators tend to do that if you don't use them after a few seconds. Does DSP not know how elevators work?

Qwahlitee chantent

SNORT

*DSP at a restaurant*
Waitress: Here's you go sir, and here's some ketchup for your fries *walks away*
DSP: Ketchup? But where the fuck are the fries?
*DSP stares directly at his plate that has fries on it*
DSP: Dude what the fuck they didn't give me any fries but they gave me ketchup? HAHAHAHA what the fuck, this restaurant fuckin' sucks fuckin' dick. Wooooooow what a shitty restaurant, I'm never coming here again. Okay guess I'll eat this burger then.
*10 minutes later after eating the burger DSP notices the fries in front of his face the entire time*
DSP: Oh woooooooooow, NOW they give me fries. What the fuck dude. HAHAHAHAHA.
*DSP passes out and slams face-first into his plate after forgetting to breath*

I expected General Ironicus to ve here, but Slowbeef is here too



A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

I made the mistake of watching this at work... My body aches from trying to suppress my laughter XD

I would pay money to hear Chip on DSP playing MGSV.

After 7 long years, this video finally serves its purpose.

DSP? dip shit player?

The 1st ever TIHYDP

How weird is it that the roach king himself ended up being less despicable than almost all of the SA LPers?

I couldn't stop laughing when he used the bandage and then forgot to re-equip the disguise.

8 years later and he has not improved one bit.

Was this taken from a longer video? If so does it still exist ?

Idk wtf this is, YT just fed it to me, but good lord this guy is a dumbass. I beat MGS2 when I was 13 and it wasn't exactly easy but I could still grasp the basics way better than this clown.

The FUTURE!

"There is no part of this video you could have highlighted and his 'backspace' on."

Oh beef... we were so young and naive back then. Phil doesn't edit anything.

Personally MGS2 is legit boring and terrible (With the exception of VR missions). But i cant replay it ever again, it just is that boring (But thats not due to controls or anything, its just game content wise its so low on that with too much cinematics). MGS1 and MGS3 yes those are still alright, MGS3 mostly... but not MGS2. Still DSP is pretty bad so i wonder if he does it on purpose lol

To be fair the BDU falling off is kind of bull

But how do you manage to not figure out the game after Fatman?

lol I can’t 😂

Dorkseedphil, a blight on humanity.