I stayed inside a REAL prison cell (UK's most unique hotel)

I've stayed here, lovely hotel, the cell rooms are amazing.

"There's a massive Virgin out there!" I practically fell out of my chair. 😂

Great video. I hope Oxford is as disgusted as most with the crinmial parking charges. Most Cities and towns are in deep decline as they out priced tourism. I hope Oxford does not go this way. I used to visit Oxford so much. No more with £30 to £40 a night to park

That's not a Unique Hotel. That's every prison in the Uk... You don't even have to pay for thee luxury of a bed, meals, TV, games console & all other creature comforts. All you have to do is get caught committing a crime & you have entry to Uk's FREE Hotel.

Just imagine if a guard would walk in while you're fishing ducks lol✌️✌️

Please accept my sincere apology for my unwarranted rant?id had a shitty week with more to come😢you do lift me up with your style of humour and banter?keep your videos coming👍

I used to live near that hotel and I still work in Oxford. When it opened and for a few years after they used to have open days to show people round as it was their flagship hotel but it's in need of some refurbishment now by the looks of it. The breakfast looked quite poor, you probably could have had a better one in the Wetherspoons round the corner (certainly would have been cheaper).

shouldn't those be pigeons not ducks?

No wonder all the crminals are on the streets if all the Prisons are now over priced hotels!! 😂

No, too expensive!

“Lets take ourselves of to jail” I spit my drink right I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

Jeez those prices glad I moved from Oxford. I went to the prison when it was working for an interview and can tell you now you would not want to have stayed the night back then . Least you gave it all a try, you should move up north I have never seen a breakfast at that price unless you go real posh 😊

This cheered me right up, lolling at the rubber duckies 😂 so funny!

In my opinoion NO a big fat no. and as for the breakfast I am starting to thing the scrambled eggs are made from some sort off dried mix, weatherspoons use it too it tastes like paper and is dry and tastles. However thnks for making another fab vid looking forward to the next

fyi they used at least 3 cells for that room. Each window was a cell. A normal cell back then had just enough room for a less than single bed, maybe a small desk and chair and a bucket to pee and poop in.

Another great video... first two members of staff weren't very welcoming.....car park is ridiculous both of them..... breakfast was very expensive......room was very nice and having a bath and shower......the duck experience was hilarious 😂😂😂, dinner was a bit ott .... the room rate not too bad, but as it gets later in the year it's horrendous prices ..... keep the great videos coming I look forward to them every week ❤

Bit of a different place to stay, it looks like your room was made up from 3 or 4 cells, did they have any section which told the history the prison?

Pay?
You paid to stay in a prison?
You could have got that for free if you punched that partially sighted dickhead copper who tried to do you for using your phone...

Not you breaking into the top floor of a prison!!!

To much money for that room meal should of been included . Can't beat a travel lodge 😂

Weird non-UK plug, round 3-pin plugs where the UK standard until the 50s but were still used after, maybe that give the room age.

You did a great review, but the prices there are completely ridiculous.
I'd much rather stay at a Premier, or a Holiday Inn Express, thank you!

Interesting video mate and what a place to stay but never thought of having to pay to stay in jail lol😂

Even the cheap rooms off peak are still pricey... they could atleast offer free breakfast with room! Loved the video amd the duck fishing 😂😂

The room was pretty nice, but I would have just had the Rochers and biscuits for breakfast. 25 quid for a sad plate of airplane food? NOPE.

Fart a duck! Or 5 😂

I did wonder what you were going to surprise us with, Would I have ever thought a set of ducks and a fishing rod - Nope - love the review !

As grand as the place looked I would not stay there far too expensive for me but it is a premium town so prices will be high

I think I'd prefer a premier inn and then you could have had the nandos for dinner. Maybe I'm a cheap date. Great video the duck fishing made it for me. ❤

That 3 pin plug is a uk plug but only designed for use with low power items (usually tv, lamp etc but not fan heaters, vaccum cleaners etc)

No wonder we have over crowding in the prisons, maybe they should shift some of them to this one, I reckon the quality of rooms are probably very similar...... Criminal cost though.

You silly ass with the rubber ducks lol. So cute.

This was Malmaison in Oxford!! It was a hotel in a former prison. It was expensive!!

How much!!!!!

Go to Port Talbot in south Wales and stay at the Grand Hotel, ask for room 118. It's disgusting.

PMSL!!!!!!!!! First thing out of your ar*e I thought was the inside of a Kinder Egg! - swear I laughed so hard a bit of wee came out fella!

Now we know how fraudulent MPs/peers and BBC n****s really live out their stupid short sentences comfortably on the very rare occasions a custodial sentence is handed down by the equally bent judges.

what a rip off

Oxford prison had recently closed when it was used as one of the locations for the film 'Wilde' with Stephen Fry and Jude Law.

For £249 maybe but for £650 they can jump. No wonder the place looks vibe less. I used to like Mal Maison and the location definitely is interesting, love the aesthetic of the prison wing, such a cool idea but overall the fact that you have to pay for parking and breakfast on top and it’s not a good breakfast is disappointing. Plus in your video and another I’ve seen the place looks pretty dead. These days I would much rather stay in a great Air BnB than a hotel.

Great video as usual matey. A bit too pricey that one for me but thanks for showing us 🙂

Why didn’t you use that car park app thingy??

Really enjoyed this vlog and your humour 😀

Oh those poor ducks 😂😂😂😂

You should try Bodmin jail hotel especially the prisoner experience

No wonder the UK has a shortage of prison spaces with so many being turned into hotels.

I like the touch of the '5 bar gate' count on the little carpet under the desk

Absolutely not, rip off. Premier inn or Travelodge do me and could stay a few nights lol

I see hes just become Walkwithmetim