Half in the Bag: Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 1

(00:00) Intro
(4:46) Trailers Montage/Opening Discussion
(14:36) MaXXXine
(17:12) Mike’s dishonorable mentions
(20:49) The Watchers
(21:07) Stopmotion
(27:06) Salem’s Lot
(31:34) The Coffee Table
(36:20) In a Violent Nature

Halloween. What is it? A celebration of all things spooky, scary, and macabre. Are all horror movies Halloween movies? No. Are all Halloween movies horror movies? Yes. Except for stupid kids movies. In America we celebrate Halloween on October 31st. In Canada they celebrate Halloween on May 11th the day after Queen’s Day and the day before Boxing Day. In England they called Halloween “Pumpkin Eve” and when little kids ring the doorbells they say, “Trick or Teeth”. Folks hand out a trick or toothpaste (called teethpaste north of Buckinghampshire not not as far south as Willhubsmanfeld upon Blumberston”. In North Korea Halloween is called Thursday.
But Americans invented the horror film. The first horror film ever made was 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and since then it’s been an amazing journey of terror and screams for you to annoy your religious Grandparents with. Tell them you’re putting on The Last Temptation of Christ and play Terrorizer 3. When the film ends they had no idea they were pranked. Praise Jesus they say! Horror movies should be all released in October. But they aren’t. It’s too many films to jam into one month so they come out all year. This is why Mike and Jay have compiled this list since June. While planning for the years end 2024 recap, it was discovered that most films they’ve watched drifted into the disturbing and macabre. Not always a traditional “Halloween” movie, but often containing disturbing violence, spooky visuals, paranormal events, murders, and so forth. So why wait until the end of the year to talk about these movies? Why not talks about them now? Mike and Jay go hopelessly off-topic so much this video is split into two parts. Part 1 #10 - #6 or so. There’s some overlap and things out of order so get ready to be annoyed. But also get ready to laugh, as Jay and Mike present their witty inimitable banter with a healthy dose of lies, misleading information, incorrect facts, and jokes that aren’t funny in any way.
Please also be advised that these are not the top ten best horror films of 2024. For one, Jay and Mike have already talked about some horror movies already which they aren’t including. There is also many more months in 2024. It’s not over. These are the top ten recent horror films watching between roughly June and today. Not matter how many times we mention this most of you will say, “But what about…” and “You should have put this or that at number whatever.” It is a forgone conclusion 94% of you will still not understand what this video is. I’m so sorry. I know this is confusing and it is what it is.

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