Troll Tutorial: How to fly (without oil!)/Trollge Incident: “Welcome to Heaven”

If I show this to my physic teacher he'll like this incident

The picture at the end scared me how did you find that picture

Me: gose outside when it’s raining
Me two seconds later: wher fly?

Troll tutorial: how to fly with a knife

Fun fact: knifes float on water when it's stained with oil

Step 1: get a knife

Step 2: wait for it to rain

Step 3: fly

S꙰t꙰e꙰p꙰ ꙰4꙰: S꙰O꙰M꙰E꙰T꙰H꙰I꙰N꙰꙰G ꙰I꙰S꙰ U꙰N꙰S꙰T꙰A꙰B꙰LE꙰꙰ ꙰W꙰I꙰T꙰꙰H꙰꙰꙰ ꙰T꙰H꙰꙰꙰E꙰꙰꙰꙰ ꙰F꙰L꙰I꙰G꙰H꙰꙰꙰T꙰꙰꙰ T꙰H꙰A꙰T꙰ Y꙰O꙰U꙰ A꙰C꙰C꙰I꙰D꙰E꙰N꙰T꙰A꙰꙰L꙰L꙰Y꙰ T꙰I꙰M꙰E ꙰T꙰꙰R꙰A꙰V꙰E꙰L꙰E꙰D,꙰ N꙰O꙰W꙰ Y꙰O꙰U ꙰C꙰A꙰N꙰N꙰O꙰T ꙰G꙰O ꙰B꙰A꙰C꙰K꙰ T꙰O꙰ ꙰Y꙰O꙰U꙰R꙰꙰ ꙰O꙰R꙰I꙰GI꙰꙰N꙰A꙰꙰L T꙰I꙰M꙰꙰E꙰L꙰IN꙰E꙰ A꙰꙰N꙰Y꙰M꙰꙰O꙰R꙰E꙰.Y꙰꙰O꙰U꙰ ꙰A꙰R꙰E꙰ S꙰T꙰U꙰C꙰K꙰ F꙰O꙰R꙰E꙰V꙰E꙰R.꙰

Step ?: FEEL YOURSELF FADING, ALONG WITH LOTS OF KNIFES THAT SURROUND YOU.

666/ΝႮᏞᏞ/6666, "Bloody Oil Knife" Incident

Conclusion: Nobody can fly in rain

Who else thought it would say “cover yourself in human.”?

Very short Incident! You usually make long incident stories, but this is just like the HEAVEN'S STAIRWAY INCIDENT. Ngl, very good incident, maybe I will remake this?

Human skin is naturally oily

Very short but very clever.
I have a pretty longer version.
Step 1: wait for it to rain.
Step 2: it’s now raining.
Step 3: go outside
Step 4: float.
Step 5: go pass the buildings.
Step 6: go pass the clouds.
Step 7: go pass the atmosphere.
Step 8: suffocate.
Step 9: mUtAtE
Step 10: Eat EarTh
Step 11: ????????????????????
March.10.2021
The “welcome to heaven” incident.

Is that a actial photo

When it stops raining
Trollages: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Step 1:water floats on water
Step 2:wait for it to rain
Step 3:you're now covered in water
Step 4:fly

"Ice float on water"

Step 1: wait for snow
Step 2: make a rain




April 18 2021 "welcome to *hell*ven incident"

How to fly “without water or oil or waiting!”
Step 1:click T
Step 2:type “/gamemode c”
Step 3:f l y

April 2022 “The creative mode incident”

You can float with le help of helium
Step1> find helium
Step2> fill your insides with le helium gas
Step3> float.

welp... since where i live rains often, now is good time to practice my flying.

Damn that rain must be coming from the Dead Sea lmao

Finally an oil free recipe.

Troll Tutorial: How to Fly (with oil)/Trollge: Welcome the Hell Incident

Just make sire no 666 Comments Okay?:D

no no you don't even this stuff just say /gamemode1

Welcome Bro

Lol

î kñøw thïś

the last pic is some roblox admins

oops too bad human skin is oily (according to google)
Fact is, everyone has oil in their skin. Under each of your pores is a sebaceous gland that produces natural oils called sebum. This helps keep your skin hydrated and healthy. In some people, though, the sebaceous glands can produce too much oil.
so either way, this still uses oil

Step one get your computer set to wait for it to really step three go outside stuff for your fly October 18, 2028 the computer virus incident

Finally not a scary incident

I think thunder just kill them

Tankman: well I’m not alone of axending

This Is Just Not Scarey

Everyone was the impostor 😳

Anomaly T_411_N
Codename: heavenmaster
Status: recontained
Danger level: high-extreme

Idea:the bloody man

Nothing happened

Austranautic suits floats on water.
Step 1: get the suits
Step 2: wait for rain
Step 3: put the suits on.
Step 4: float

27 August, 2020. The "sus" Incident.

you can float with out water
step 1:bring your laptop/pc outside
step 2:play tf2
step 3:join a server with scunts and toxic people
step 4:RAGE
step 5:rage until you fly
step 6: T̸͕͊͛͜͜H̸̺̪͔͆̀̀A̴͚̼̓͠T̴͓̝͖͒͝͠Ș̵͙̽͆͋ E̴̢͚͇͘͘̕N̸̫̝̽͑͜͝O̴̡͇̦̚̚U̴͍̺̓́́G̸͚͍̝͌͌̈́H̸͓͎͔͆̽͠ R̵͚̠̈́͒Ä̸͎̺͔́͋G̵͍̻͌͒͊Ì̵̦̻͇͋N̴̢͔͔͑͆̕G̸̞͕͉͐̓͘ N̵̝͙͇̾̓͘O̵͖͚͓̒̾Ò̴̡͎͚̀͝O̵͕̟̒̐̚͜
step 7: Rage until you B̴̢͎̻̾͝͝E̸̞̺͆͌͛Ć̵͚̞̝͑̽O̸̙̻̘̔͒̿M̵̡̠̿͋̕E̴̘̺͆͛͜͠ into thin ä̵͇̦͕́͛͌i̵̝͇̻͛͛͝r̵͇̼͉̒͐͘'

june,20 2028 the rage incident

Artyom who went exploring outside of metro: Что за хрень?

I missed the 2011 trollge :(

But you cant float on rain

I thought he was gonna jump to his death

Fact : raid is not water

i cant fly in rain days;(

Water floats in water