Jeff Bezos: History's Most Powerful Nerd | The Dailyshowography

Hard to watch

It’s almost like you can see the transformation right there on his face… early on he was just a big-eyed dork, now he’s got almost a sinister expression on half his face while the other half looks completely different.. it’s wild

Bill Gates is worse.

Come on now! There's a lot you can say about Bezos...
...but don't diss the Hammer khakis! Comfortable pants are a universal dream! 🤨

Who needs covid when we have billionaires

Nerds care about knowledge and truth, bezos cares about bezos

No amount of money can buy honor or class.

Despite all the superficial success, his life will be remembered as a failure.

“Radio shack… where he developed an appreciation for technology, cheap junk from china, and underpaying workers” 😂😂💀. Basically Amazon in a nutshell

I will never get tired of how the darlings of the left, Bezos and Musk, the two men who were going to save the world by revolutionizing new industry and beating the "fat cats" at their own game, all while protecting the environment suddenly became the enemies of the left because they earned their money and wouldn't share their toys. Bill Gates must be rolling in Melinda's grave.

You should make Desi the permanent host

He's so much creepier with hair cuz it makes him look like Kevin Spacey

Soundtrack couldn’t be better

I love him ❤

I made the mistake of spending around 5 dollars on amazon prime a few years ago, before knowing any better, and that is something I'll regret for the rest of my life, but it won't happen again.

Well, when it comes down to it Silicon Valley is nothing but a bunch of rich mostly white guys in a "who has the biggest" contest. The immature psychology of these few folks is leading the country into a whole lot of hardship.

Don't know who I dislike most. Him or Musk. Then there's always Drumph to throw in the mix with those two abhorrent vermin.

Nobody likes you Jeff. Now your old with a weird eye and you haven't helped a single human cuz your broken.

Brilliant Desi!!!

Ohh me there’s someone over at twitter that’s gonna be really upset over the most powerful nerd award

Imagine if he just shared his wealth with his workers. Now that's called the American dream. 😮

Uncle Fester's son.

Quarter a million kick start is wild considering the year he started 🚶🏽

as far as Bezos dating goes, how would you know which eye to look at when speaking to him?

Bezos Ruined Seattle. He made it too expensive for locals who have always lived there to stay there. He packed the city full of obnoxious Amazon workers from India who don't know the difference between pride and arrogance. Bezos is rotten.

Hearing Bezos thank the Amazon workers... after squeezing and abusing them, ruining their lives for a few extra points on his wealth meter... it kind of makes me dislike him a little bit more than I already did.

My second and final Amazon purchase was more than two decades ago. I recognized the corporate cancer before I knew what they were.

I love how it sounds like he comes from small humble beginnings when in reality his wealthy mom and dad got pregnant when they were teenagers. I mean it could be in highschool, but it’s a thing that’s always been a problem here in abq.
He was a rich kid who came from money who had a huge loan to start his business (and back then, 1/4 million was A LOT of money!! Especially for a small startup up business!

He's not a nerd. He's a freaking dork

Dude is a Trumper.

He evolved from a nerd

This s 😂 hilarious 🤣

Christ, no matter where you go on the tubes there's always a simp seal-clapping for a woman. Where's the 'Jon Stewart is soo dreamy' simps? We respect Jon, not for his eyes, but for his oy veys. 🤷‍♂

The man who closed bookstores around the world.

Whelp, the American people made him the powerful and evil man today. They only have themselves to for working for his company while getting treated like garbage. Desperate people will do any job no matter how rough it is. He should provide better treatment to his workers but he isn't obligated to, just the bare minimum so regulators can't sue.

Ever heard of bill gates?

just a small $250,000.00 loan from his parents....

Did Jeff Bozo 🤡 ever pay the drivers their tips back, after he stole them?

Awful

Forget about racial, political and religious divides; THIS is the enemy of the people.

Bezos and Zuckerberg share a chilling physical feature---hollow eyes.

Um actually those Radio Shack stuff were not made in China yet during that time 🤓

When you are starting small and poor, you get love and support from people. Once you are big and rich, you get hate and criticism from people.

Real life villain origin story...😮‍💨

Should be titled Worlds greediest a$&&hole

Elon is 1000x a bigger nerd. Million times a bigger dork

PLEASE DO TESLA NEXT

🤣🤣🤣

Love is blind and deaf. 😂

Jeff bezos, more like Jeff bozo. This dude is the biggest crook there is. Amazon needs boycotted immediately.