Joe Rogan - Santa Claus Was a Mushroom!

Amanita saved my mental health

Amanita will save your life if you're trying to come off of benzodiazepines

Do pine trees still produce these mushrooms?

Then you eat the shrooms and see colors, now you put colored lights on your evergreen Christmas tree. And the people would harvest the deer pee because it was more potent than just the mushrooms strait and the deer processed out the toxic part of the mushrooms.

what episode is this

Now I know where the fukn Elves come from😂😂
Reindeers flying 😏while mushrooms grow from the CUM of God under the godamn Christmas Tree💫
Tell that to your 8 year old Niece✨

and they say he is a fun guy

Instead of this impossible meat bs for chicken, why don’t we just eat chicken of the woods? The fast food market hates natural ingredients, I forgot.

I want to a berserkeir

What were the books he mentioned called??

No you retards santa clause was the head shaman giving mushrooms, and they know it they just want to mislead people

Roe jogan

OreGone 😂 he's wrong but he's not THAT wrong lol

Also Santa Claws, used to hang any mushrooms high up on the trees, because the Reindeer would scoff the lot given the chance!

Another crazy part about the parallels is I was under the assumption Santa came from the production of DMT in your spinal cord to the (Santa Claus)Claustrum located for rewarding (gifts) behavior and control. It travels up and down the chimney of the spine and was first recorded by Egyptian hieroglyphs but has heavy catholic symbolism. Christmas is religiously related to Jesus who died at 33. The DMT containing liquid that travels goes up and back down our 33 vertebra in the spine until it crucifies itself after 3 days of stagnation (Jesus easter in the tomb) Also 40 days 40 nights until this process can happen and for the most powerful and dignified results u fast in general from dopamine for 40 days and 40 nights

Santa Claus was originally green, until coca cola advertised him red

What episode is this from?

King Joe.

There was a stunt back in the seventies a sport's car a cheetah and a rain deer to see who was quickest over a short distance,,cheetah won but the thing was the rain deer stopped to eat some mushrooms

North pole and santa are not in siberia😂

COKE RE-INVENTED SANTA (SATAN) IN THE 1930'S. THIS IS WHY HE WEARS A RED AND WHITE OUTFIT AND DRINKS COKE.

My parents never told me where food came from, i still understood on my own as a child

Thats really funny Joe, but Santa Claus was designed by an American propagandist during the Civil War, and his red coat wasn't designed until later. His colors were made by an American.

Only problem with this is Santa aint in the Bible lol and the bible says not to put trees in ur house

yo wtf

When you look at a goats eyes you know its been eating some psychedelic mushrooms in the wild.And goats can climb some trees & mountains at angles we as humans find hard to do & what else do they do for fun? They smash there heads together.Probanly to clear their heads from some scarey trip their having lol

Dude they put the mushroom boiled water salve on the penis and had sacred sex with women.. also the witches broom was another way women would administer the brew into vagina and “ fly” .. true story . It’s because the mucous a in the genitalia membrane or something.

Young men who do not study history are doomed to learn it from Joe Rogan.

I thought Father Christmas was originally described as wearing green in pagan writings?

I've heard of some traditional Slavic stories claim that Santa Claus was a Fly Amarita mushroom shaman of Siberia and the rosy cheeks n nose was from nighttime winter gathering while the flying reindeer were the reindeer that ate these mushrooms to get off there heads, also heard some Slav hunters have drank the reindeer urine of that very same living deer species that actually do eat the fly Amarita mushroom and enjoy its hallucinatory effects that way....

The only thing I will say about the North Pole is that in 1620 - 2020 it moved from Canada and towards Siberia in the 1900's so how would that end up in the story? were they premonitions from the mushroom gods? I would love to find out if this North Pole was spoken about in ancient Hebrew. Because 1000 years ago they would have known about it and it was in northern Canada, and who knows where it was 1000 years ago...I guess maybe it could have been there and traveled to Canada over the centuries... curious about this part. ps. love this topic too!!

This is the perfect Joe Rogan Christmas special 🎄🍄

Close. The shaman wouldn't go down the chimney he would collect AM and dry it out and then deliver it on winter Solstice December 21st. He would drop the mushrooms down the chimney.

Ive been obsessed with amanita muscaria since I discovered them growing in my yard. They are actually believed to be the first intoxicant used by human beings. Its kinda sad that they are almost forgotten in modern day

Joe does too many drugs 😂

The only deadly mushroom is the deadcap family mushroom....

The Biblical character of Job is the personification of the psilocybe mushroom, as Job is sitting on a heap of dung, the place where these psilocybe-mushrooms grow. He can be associated with Osiris & Shiva.

Santa Claus is not Christian just saying

This is all great but santa claus was never depicted as red and white before coca cola😂 he used to green and grey'ish😅

Mash Potatoes 🥔

I'm convinced Paul Stamets is actually a mushroom

Aminita is fine. Alcohol is poison, so is tobacco. I dont condone any. But. Once dried. The acid is turned into muscimol. I eat 2g before bed . Great sleep. Lucid dreaming. Takes some practice

the guest knows shit

How disconnected was this guy that he didn’t understand that mushrooms came from the ground and not the store? I know he was referring to when he was younger, but I don’t think at any point in my life did I think the produce in the store originated in the store

Morels are safe there is no other mushroom that is poison that looks like a Morel just saying. That being said I'd never trust myself to go go mushroom hunting unless it was for morels

The most interesting fungus I've ever had is called enigma the ones I had the honor of trying came from a grow of tidalwave hybrid. 1.3g was like taking 9g of traditional it was insain powerful and looked like cauliflower

We live in a giant mushroom floating through space, everything and every one is a mushroom