A Message For My Fellow AlPhAs!

Can some one send this to Jay Dunn in Token Creek?

Nice parody

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Oh. Poor guys are so insecure they don’t know what the word insecure means. 😢

Lmfao! 🤣🤣❤

Super secure 😂😅😂

Holy fuck, dude! You have some serious acting skills. That was terrifying.

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I've said a bit of this before, but these guys need to learn that their boundaries end where other people's boundaries begin. Same goes for freedoms.

And becoming a couple, even a married unit, doesn't mean your partners boundaries are yours. Those are discussed and agreed upon before living together, the same way it is with possessions

Alphas don't use the word Alpha❤

The fact that your moustache makes this m shape like a tabby cat has on their forehead just makes the zoom at the end that much funnier

Morty vibes are strong on this video! Imagine that whole thing in Morty's voice talking to Jessica!
"I'm all you need baby! Don't, don't talk to that football player, cuz he's lo value, know what I mean haha?"

That.... was so.... creepy. Intended effect accomplished.

It's like they've never spoken to women. Icky icky yuck yuck gross.

Don't forget about needing to change Drs bc they are male. Esp gynecologist

I love the circus reminiscent melody in the background 🎪 These guys r a comedic(k) tradegy for how they act 🤡 Glad its not my circus cuz he can't even juggle his own insecurities and I'm not about to do it for him 🤹🏼‍♀️🎉

This guy is a clown, he constantly lectures others while promoting known child touchers. But also act like he isn't jusr as bad as these podcasts.

I wonder how many of these "alpha" bros know that alpha radiation is one emitted by substances under radioactive decay? ☢ ☣
They really are toxic 😂

Might be more believable without the sad puppy dog eyes. 😆😆😆

He's my alpha

You guys noticed the thin line of violence when he said "don't test that though" right?

I have to wonder if they are projecting…if they are flirting away from home, themselves. Thieves houses are the most secure.

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share with someone who needs this! so good!😅

If he wants to control stuff, he can start by controlling the household by cleaning everything himself.

I remember feeling so constantly scared that I needed to know/control every aspect of my own life. Beautiful start to an eating disorder and agoraphobia. It was absolutely miserable. I'm guessing that these men have something similar, and instead of doing the work, make it someone else's problem. My issue is, why, as a society, are we not doing better? There are enough men like this that we know our boys need taught emotional regulation, but we AREN'T. There are enough women that accept abuse that we know we need to teach our daughters to listen to their needs and apply their own boundaries, but we DON'T.

Now do a video on this kind of woman. I know one…

Oh look, the intentionally-malicious-framing-prof strikes again.

Make her laugh and want to be with you and you'll never be insecure.

I really thought for a moment you'd "break" character and go "please don't leave me" at the very end, but it's probably enough that you conveyed it with your eyes the entire speech

You want to know where your partner is at all times, what they eat, what they wear, who they interact with? That sounds like the behaviour of a dog owner. While that level of control is all well and good for taking care of a dog, I personally want a partner, not a pet. If you need that level of control in your life, buy a dog. You'll be happier, and so will the people you would have otherwise inflicted your insecurity on.

Okay, I personally choose to not have straight male friends, but that is MY choice. The second a guy tries to order me to not have male friends, I'm walking into the nearest sports bar, buying everyone a round and pretending I know shit about football. Then he'll get a picture of all of us and a block.

Guys like this are ridiculous. One of them got jealous of my Dad once. MY DAD. WHO WAS HELPING US PAY OUR RENT EVERY MONTH. Never again.

You coulda warned me I needed hip waders for this one. 🤣

All that says about you is that you never read the constitution. Its better to vent those you chose to have a relationship with and don't let a pretty face or a little wiggle here and there be considered in that process.

Dude don't talk like your some thing to be desired, don't use the word Alpha in any sentence. You haven't heard Service to Country, thats were you get that skill set and that face of yours tell all of us just who you are.

I really expected the alpha tears to flow there at the end.

They sound like toddlers

When I first saw the title my brain read the lower case L ans an Upper case I and I spent a few moments trying to figure out what the acronym could be. The closest to something that would almost make sense was "Artificial Intelligence Philisophiae Aspirant" before I realized it was a sarcastic Alpha lol. Tbh though I wouldn't be surprised at all if that what "techbro alphas" consider themselves to be anyway

Cringe guys try to cope and convince the world they're actually masculine

Anyone that calls themselves "alpha" are the more insecure, whiney man-babies I've ever met.
Let's finally put this to rest.
The term "alpha" in this regard comes from a 1977 study of wolves, which was painfully flawed. The "scientists" took wolves from different packs, placed them in a limited area, and gave them limited food. These wolves were mostly strangers to one another, and with the lower amount of food to go around, of course they were going to fight over the food.
In reality, if you were to give "alpha" a real definition for wolves, it'd be the ones that HELP the weakest, the youngest, the sick. In fact, most of the time, the "alphas" would be among the last to actually eat. They defend their pack, never controlling them beyond keeping them safe from immediate danger.
Also, and this may surprise some people.... WE ARE NOT WOLVES!!!

One has to ask why they are on the internet trying to convince the world that they are not just giant momma's boys who are out looking for a new momma to take care of them because they are afraid of the dark and so insecure that they have to micro-manage their partner or wife. God forbid she be around another man because as you said, she might realize what losers they are.

Masculinity itself is fine, how it’s expressed a lot of the times is what makes it not. Standards are what we hold ourselves too, we don’t force others into it or control them, we say them and if someone doesn’t match that, move on, don’t force them. Same with boundaries they are for you to tell people where they can meet you, not meant to force or manipulate someone to change. Being controlling isn’t being masculine nor is it feminine. That’s just being controlling.

Oof they make telling on themselves a sport.

ROFL. Spot on

Dude, you're giving me flashbacks. Yeesh.

They're abusive. All boils down to that. They will abuse their partners, at least emotionally and psychologically, probably physically at some point. They aren't men. They're slime.

Caste system is not my jam

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I fear daily about being a bad person...As a sixteen year old young man i worry about becoming an abuser, So to see men like this who are supposed to be "role models" for young men my age, Acting as womanizers i think to myself... "I hope to cosmic forces that people don't actually believe and follow this trash" Yet I've seen some boys say Andrew tate quotes in public like it's normal to treat people like property...I can only imagine what horrible things they think of their children.
Perhaps I'm just overdramtic but I'm thankful for this man's content pointing out the fools. 😂
I try my best to weed out the bad men to model myself after the decent one's but sadly it seems any fool can pick up a microphone...
My apologies for the paragraph it's just...frustrating.

Even when you make fun of an alpha male...it totally backfires because you don't want to just admit what a big pushover you are who menstruates everyday you're not posting your shorts.