A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Bard

I remember specifically writing “hates sex” on my personality as a bard once, just to deflect the horny allegations.

In the park outside where I sit, the Bard has drawn, Duck Duck Goose: INSPIRED me.

Orc bard: me per-cuss-in-ist
So you play drums or
Orc bard: pulls out war hammer enemy skulls

Can't argue. Covered it

531 Jovan Pass

this one's obviously parodic, but i as a DM am tired of my players thinking it's not.

Awesome

I got 18 of charisma 😅 sooooo this video helped

Jocat said it best.

"You can sing, dance, paint, prance;

draw a pretty dirt picture, with a lance"

bards are not just musicians!

These are the first d&d videos my first d&d party and I watched to figure out how to play.

Just had a dumb character idea: a batshit insane bard who managed to channel the font of creation by their sheer belief in violence and murder as an art form, like literally to the point they got the full set of powers out of how stylishly and awesomely they kill their enemies, full madness combat doom eternal shit just styling on everyone they fight no matter how strong they are

And years later I’m watching Jocat bring his game as a War (?) Bard Goblin in DnD. And Gelneck is great!

Now I need a Bardbarian, someone who paints the scenery with blood of his victims.

Working double time on the seduction line!

so. can i make a really "im done with life" dark bard who says NOT A WORD unless you are really good friends with them, but when they do speak its criptic and not helpful, UNTILL its helpful

You just gave me the idea for a bhallite bard. A lirteal blood artist

I'm setting up home alone style traps so i can make good use of an abstainant bard and keep Matt Mercer in my basement

I normally just play rogue but I might try Bard now

1st time playing bard after years of artificer and rouge

in a party of mostly bards, can assure that you can super specialize. next time i wanna play an only cleric or bard party.

I'm in a funny situation where my kobold bard is the only one in the group that isn't a horny dirt bag

Playing BG3 and playing classes I've never played in 5e before has me revisiting the videos. They're still an amazing humerous roundup and I can't believe it's already been 4 years.
Bard is still my favourite though.

The Crap Guides will forever live rent free in my head

Jokes on you I dont have a Livingroom!

Today I wonder, if Larian Studios kinda shaped Alfira in tribute to Jo's bard..

After 5yrs of dnd im finally playing my first bard tomorrow

Gobbo Bard Crew unite!

My character is a combination of two races witch are dark elf and tabaxi, Effectively only getting me cat ears and (depending on the DM) more charisma. I am a Bard/rouge. i gave my character 20 scrolls of fireball because he is also a half dragon who's other half is half dragon and he burnt down a shop with the scrolls. he has a pet dragon two. this is probably gonna get me pinned because of the stupidity of the halves here. just so you know all 3 dragons referenced are red. he also already knows fireball.

Just so you know he is a Lore bard

Ye had me at lay the dragon where do I sign up

jocat, please do 'a crap guide to the planes of existence'

So basically just be myself 😂

Bard Necromancer how do I do this?

You didn't spell "Wrong" Wrong....

Rip

Lore bard counts with my primal memory semblance.
Battledance bard is with "resonance" (sound type magi manga/anime classification) one of my 16 elements.
Defensive Supportive arts more than offensive is College of Valor?
Versitile spells are why i am classified a bard. It is a college LOOK IT UP Spencer Matthew Ciarleglio!
Sae drawing recreators magic ageni resonance come back with raise memory primal memory aspect when seeing it on paper. Tae is where they want to stay there so the spirit thells you to draw it "Draw me like one of your french girls" a moth told me once. Gaea is where they talk tell teach a lesson ethics 1st, Bible ones are best to God. Fae is the result!

Cain raven price but Remph angel tulip "You can use any magic period but no sex EVER any way and Jesus way includes thoughts." If you do it right then every spell is one time use never to be used again, Cain witches in media rosairo vampire Ruby, then runaways raven witch child 1st edition. "Any skills you want" brought this memory up.

I challenge the stereotype by playing a demisexual Glamour Bard with mild trust issues.

Love these guides! Thanks for all your work to create them!

Commenting this under as many videos as I can in hopes JoCat will see it: Thank you for jumpstarting my love of D&D. Thank you for creating endlessly entertaining content that is easily accessible to all demographics. Thank you for making me laugh. When I have a bad day I often rewatch your videos just so I can smile again. I’m so sad to see you go but I completely understand why. I only hope life offers you peace because we live in an increasingly divided age where empathy and compassion are considered to be weak. Please never forget to be true to yourself because only you can define who you are. Never stop making the charming artwork that only you can create and keep being awesome. If you ever come back I will be your first subscriber. Thank you for everything and best of luck going forward. You will be missed.

I love that the characters even have names!

Joecat rules he going to be both loved and missed, I am a huge fan of his THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING.

Bro, I really like your stuff. It makes my life better. I think you're a cool dude.

Thanks for the content, Jocat. Sorry the internet allows unrelenting assholes to harass you. Loved everything of yours I saw, much appreciate it.

Hey JoCat, I love all of your content, you definitely don't diverse all the abuse that came your way. Thank you for everything that you have done, and I hope that whatever you do next brings you joy and happiness. Stay strong 👍

A wise bard once said and I quote “fuck everything find out what make you c##”

if i ever play i know what im picking... i aint know i could seduce a dragon why didnt anyone tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee