Lanterne Rouge ROASTS your Giro d'Italia Fantasy Teams

Lanterne Rouge Team Roast:
-Evenepoel... fair enough
-Mollema will loose his stage opportunities to Brambilla (like in the Alps)
-Yates will loose 40min after Remco attacks 200km out on stage 16
-Mader will be overtaken in the final 50m on a mountain stage
-Ewan may be the best sprinter in the peloton but he'll be at the back because he has no lead out train
-Cavagna protection duties for Remco
-Honore protection duties for Remco
-Ganna has no aero base layer so wont win anything...
-Formolo couldn't pace Pogi up a climb in UAE for more than 15sec

I joke of course :-)

Nice hat.

Man roasts teams for days and then puts Mäder and Formolo in his team. You know what, that might be the best joke you ever made on this channel. Mäder got second on a stage in Paris-Nice because the GC guys didn't care, he only forgot that it's important to keep actually pedaling uphill. You joke about Cepeda, but you bought an expensive Cepeda in your Formolo.

This is next level dude. wow...you're a machine of ideas! hilarious.

Did i not at least get credit for the pun 'barguin hunt'! immediate dislike

Why can you pick 9 riders whilst they are only 8 riders per Team in the giro

By far my favourite video. I am laughing my ass off here (amphetamine daydream, Fabian Cancelculture, Shane Sutton's viagra guy, Total indirect lethargy). Thanks for this roast! :D

Laughed way too hard. This needs to become a regular segment for all grand tours and stage races. I want more LR roasts.

Keep up the roast until it’s crispy

Sérgio Abreu congrats from Portugal. But you ain’t got nothing on my team from now on 😎

Sweet! I got roasted!!!

Don’t sleep on Gallopin!

Surprised that Lanterne Rouge did not have Egan Bernal on his fantasy team since Bernal is LR's pick for GC.



No OJ for you!

In his preview, LR said Bernal was winning but like I said, if Remco is still in position after the Zoncolan, he's switching his pick to Remco. Laughing at his team name. I got the Michele Ferrari reference.

Absolutely hilarious

Giving the people what they want. The hat, the glasses, the track suit... EURO DJ Lanterne ROUGE IS BACK BABY!!

Luvvin’ it. Cant wait for the rest day update on this. Lot of fun. Already suffering FOMO😖

Fabian Cancelculture 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The best....!

Team BDSM I’m dead 💀

LRCP entering the wrong competition and
trying to find the first 9 riders to leave the Giro.

I think "Do it for the memes" is a better name for this team. Ganna, Evenepoel and Cavagna. This man thinks there are 7 time trials this giro. Maybe you switched flat stages and time trials because you only picked 1 sprinter, or do you actually believe Honoré is going to win a flat stage sprint?

EF Embarrassing Fashion about to dominate the league

''Tim Merlier is overrated'' - Lantern Rouge 2021. Meanwhile Giro stage 2 Tim Merlier: see you in the douches

Disappointed that I didn't see my team, 'Kuwait Triumphant' here. So far I'm 2-2 for stage wins with Ganna and Merlier 😎 let's Gooo

Hey LR nice squad, just a friendly reminder that you can actually score points in the final week too. Your picks of Remco, Ewan and Yates makes me seriously question the credibility of the 95th most popular sports podcast in AU.

Love the content, this one's an instant classic.

“Merlier ur oversting him” aged well

More shows like these, pleaze!

Merlier already won the first sprint :D

Pfff a lot of work for those Le Col kits.
Let me just surf on my Asian Amazon version and get that Le Col kit from China send to me. :DDD
Fraction of the cost and as little effort as possible put into it.

“Didn’t you have enough points to get Caleb Ewan” this aged well🤣🤣

I see you got ya hat, coz Valter is gonna shit on your head son :P

That Di marchi comment ages well

LMAO. What is that about EPO on your hat? Italian for “I need more EPO to get through this”?

Hahaha, roasting Barguin Hunt, De Marchi, finished, only wearing pink after stage 4, Merlier, overrated, put Ewan and everyone else away stage 2, Gallopin, Conti and Ciccone, not done anything since 2015, causing damage in breaks, will probably win a stage. The beauty of hindsight. And the beauty of bike racing. Anything can happen, even IWG are winning stages. You've gone full tilt on this one, loved every one.

Barguin hunter roast did not age well at all 😂 Merlier overrated and De Marchi done lol

First team he roasts has De Marchi and Merlier. Hahaha, that aged well

Shoulda put this on the main page

Well de marchi took pink

De Marchi "done"... wears pink lol

Funny watching this 9 days after, when he's shit talked de Marchi, Valter, Lafay, and Merlier. Dope video though

Lanterne’s roasts aged like milk

Valter downvoted this

Great watching this on the second rest day

Well this aged well

The public demands a circle back to this results in hand

Casual like you shouldn't be roasting anyone tbh

This is awesome - you need to do more of this