$7.75 Million Slip And Fall Case

His cut alone would b enough to retire & live off the investments of that money.

You got reworded by being greedy not hard work. Nobody works hard enough to earn that much in a few years. Not a ceo not you. At least a ceo helps make thimgs, not leech.

The legal system is broke.

Don’t chase money. It runs when it sees you comin’! Just relax and enjoy making money off other’s misfortunes-LOL! jkjk We all need lawyers I suppose. The courthouse is often where tyranny get checked. Ya’ll do a great job. Wish everyone could afford to sue over wrongdoings.

two words: hedonistic treadmill.

I was in Bye Bye Birdie in high school. I wasn't a lead, but I was really committed to it. I fell into a depression for at least a week after it wrapped.

SIX YEARS ON ONE CASE ? It should not surprise me but it always does.

oh yeah soooooooooooooooo worried… people out there are making $10 an hour… they are worried

For example, United Health made $4.7B in profit in 2023 after double digit growth of two subsidiaries. My sphincter goes out to these poor companies.

“You’ll only catch a colosal bass once or twice. The rest are just mackerel.”

And what percentage of that actually goes to the injured party?

Go google the largest slip and fall awards and the circumstances behind them.

The vast majority of them will remind you why people hate lawyers.

Always celebrate after the high has worn off. Otherwise you celebrate a way your winnings without sight of the future.

Hey man I slipped and fell in jail and they would not take me to the hospital what should I do will the statute of limitations of my case

maybe more lawyers should represent title seven claims - no one likes slave labor just because congress cant pass ERA

What did the client get after lawyer fees? About $250k?

the analogy really went over your commenters.

the skyscraper was the case. it was a huge case that took forever to feel the payoff, and it paid off. then afterwards theres a feeling of “okay what am i building next? is it ever gonna be as good as the skyscraper?”

but they all thought you built a real skyscraper 🤦‍♀️

This is why we are afraid of lawyers.

So it's basically like after graduation, you put in a sh*t ton of effort for years, have multiple mistakes that you think are gonna jeopardize your schooling, and after years, you finally graduate. You begin to celebrate, have fun, and finally feel free, only to realize that you're like fish out of the water, where do you go? The school's been keeping you afloat, but now its gone. You need to find something else to keep you going.

Yeah expanding your bubble too quickly is a bad loop to get into, you buy the expensive thing from the big case then you need a similar case to get similar things and if you dont get it it can be a ruiner

The apple stairs incident.

Living on a hamster wheel … no, thanks!

I would love to hear the details of this case, congratulations you just made some product more expensive for consumers……probably the same consumers that are praising you for this settlement.

Thank god people are always getting hurt so Mike can keep buying new suits.

Everyone thinks about the big payday, but forget what keeps the lights on and the fridge full.

pretty relatable. when you archieve something big, finding something just as big is such a stresser

Classic lawyer mentality

It was a huge payment.
Which he gladly took thirty percent from the person who was actually injured.
And this clown is bragging.

Keep chasing those ambulances I guess

Slipping Jimmy (im kidding, had to insert a saul reference)

7.75 million slip and fall? Did they get decapitated hehe

I fell in to a foundation in 5th grade about 4 foot drop landed half on a concrete slab. Couldn't move my left leg for weeks and barely missed uncovered rebar by about 2". Was living with my sister who was only like 19 so nothing came of it didn't think she wanted my mom to know. Coulda got paid out for sure. I mean it's right in the middle of an apartment complex(it was an apartment that had been removed so the foundation was all that was left) kids running around that's how I fell was being chased playing tag. Dang coulda got a nice settlement but my sister was inexperienced in life.

Mike let me hold $100,000 I'll give you $ 200,000 back! Okay best friend 👍🏾 🫡👌🏽

You will succeed up to your level of incompetence. At least that is the similar saying when it comes to people getting promotions.

How much is the client left with after paying lawyer fees?

Crooks, these lawyers take most of the settlement, for someone else's demise,

So easy to trust in riches. What when you have a cancer and the treatment will take 10 yrs and it cost 7 millions. ?

The "how am I going to replace that case with something similar?" statement.
Answers the question of why I saw Mike pouring milk on the floor in Target yesterday.
(Just kidding, don't sue me!!) 😳

I cant believe people respect this scumbag

Average experience of completing that one game:

Some of my co-workers in the rental car just got hit buy a cop in California I believe. I'm waiting for more details but she could definitely use a good lawyer on this one

ole slippin jimmy

The other thing is not to inflate your spending to that suprise income.

And how many hours did you actually devote to this case, vs. what you billed?

I fell in the bathroom of the jail after asking for assistance from the people to stand multiple times. another inmate tried helping me and I insisted that she not worry herself. I would have been too heavy. Not her job. I've had a migraine since the cop took my earring. Released literally right at that time that id fallen.

I have a bad conetation in my head for the term 'slip and fall'.. Like it sounds like a bs suit.

Jack of Torts

Never grow to the size of your enclosure. If you get that money, you don't have to get a bigger house or building or whatever, you can just save most of it!

I fell over a Rock and broke my arm can I sue the rock ?🪨

That's like some modern movie reboots that were so good, they ruined your perspective on your previous favourite movies. Now, a lot fewer movies are able to satisfy your higher standards of satisfaction.