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Pov when you walk in the grass in any pokémon game be like:
Ответить“Why the fuck is there a 700 pound whale in my backyard pool
ОтветитьWhy the FUCK is the GOD OF THE SEA in my pool
ОтветитьMy🥷🏾 how do you even get you even get a wild Kyoga?💀🙏
ОтветитьWould've been funnier if he had an animal tune
ОтветитьProbably falled from truck into your backyard pool
ОтветитьWHY THE FUCK IS THERE A KYOGRE IN MY FUCKING HOTTUB
Ответить“ * A Gyrados has appeared * “
“ * insert shiny sound * “
Atleast he used drizzle 🙏
ОтветитьRip bro don't have a pokemon yet
ОтветитьKyogre: hi
ОтветитьXD
ОтветитьThen you shouldn't be swimming in THE OCEAN
ОтветитьAnd then a simple Pikachu ends up soloing that 700 pound whale
ОтветитьHey guys did you know the human body is made of about 60% water
ОтветитьRemember to use max repel bro
ОтветитьIf your an npc your safe but if your a player that a different story
ОтветитьWait.. Kyogre is Whale? But i think it's an Orca
ОтветитьBro take a bath you reek!
Me when i take a bath:
And this is where I be crashing out at Kyogre and yelling oh now I know you be popping up anywhere this is where you decide to live at in my pool
ОтветитьThat means rain is basically the purge
ОтветитьOnce played a Randomized Nuzlock(level AND pokemon)... And first patch of grass, i got a level 57 fucking Arceus... Let it be known, my Nuzlock ended early.
ОтветитьWhen you install pokemon randomizer mod be like😂
ОтветитьI felt that f-bomb 😳
ОтветитьDo you perhaps live in naples i think i rented this house.
ОтветитьYou mean 700 pound water god in your pool
ОтветитьThats not just a whale. Thats whale JESUS.
ОтветитьWalord would have been better
ОтветитьSo that's y swimming is a sport
ОтветитьLmfaoooooooooooooooooooo lol
ОтветитьGotta figth em until a vaporeon appears ✊
ОтветитьNah bro, when it starts raining things are getting wild 💀💀💀
ОтветитьEh legends only go for specific trainers(ones who are truly powerful.)
ОтветитьLol it should've been Latios and Entei because those bastards be roaming 😂
ОтветитьThe kyogre was like: boo n-
ОтветитьIf you think that's crazy you should touch grass
It's a death sentence
Bro just found the god of water in his backyard
ОтветитьAt least it isn't whailord
ОтветитьImagine trying to get a Feebas to raise and smash just to get the God of the Ocean.
ОтветитьThe fact that I just finished my playthrough of Alpha Sapphire makes this so much funnier 😭
ОтветитьYou can hear the full caps on the FUCK
ОтветитьI love how he says, "Why the F*CK is there a 700-pound whale in my back yard pool"
ОтветитьBro has a pet Kyogere
ОтветитьAh yes casually the god of the ocean has shown up to do whatever
ОтветитьNotice the best buddy ribbon? These two are chill asf together 😎
ОтветитьAnd then you drown because it's suddenly Legends Arceus and you've been in the water for more than 3 seconds.
Ответитьsteps on ice
30 minutes later when it melts
"WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HYOGERE HERE NOW-"
WHY THE F*** IS THERE A 700 POUND WHALE IN MY BACKYARD POOL!!?? 💀
ОтветитьRayquaza, dismantle that sea creature’s atoms!
ОтветитьDamn can’t have sh*t in the Pokemon world
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