Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan

Here are the funniest Holiday jokes from my standup career! Featuring Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and more! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

:00 - Christmas Tree
1:15 - Easter
1:41 - Overeating
2:23 - Halloween
3:35 - Valentines Day
5:13 - Gift Giving
5:45 - Robe
7:15 - Fruit Cake
7:52 - Thanksgiving
8:31 - Santas Belt
9:32 - New years Resolution
10:32 - In-Laws
11:31 - A Disney Christmas
13:49 - Birthday Jesus
16:31 - Thanksgiving
19:08 - Valentines Day

BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ

HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2

LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta https://bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc

My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8

DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org.

JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza https://bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy https://bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain https://bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia https://bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella https://bit.ly/JGPaella

PALE FORCE w/ Conan - https://youtu.be/5JcwngQbN94

CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
Welcome to Quarantine https://youtu.be/Kk9EEecdQgU
My Kids Ask Covid-19 https://youtu.be/9EhChTrSlPM
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation https://youtu.be/PYJ85-_YZL0

Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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