Billy Connolly Smoked A Bible | CONAN on TBS

Who's the other guest? I like her voice. She's got the perfect laughter.

Keith Richards said he smoked his dads ashes.

Billy you flipping basta , you have me on stitches all the time. You're my hero and I will love you forever

That's one way to take in the Word

Holy smokes!

That would have to be the first time that stupid book actually come in handy as something useful!

If you you are a Connelly fan, you have to see the film Fido. One of the funniest and thoughtful zombie movies ever made. He is so sweet as a zombie in that film.

Dude i smoked the bible twice to roll a joint

One of the most endearing stories I’ve heard in a while 🤣 The 60s, man 🥳

Me and my mates smoked a page out the bible and it stuck together perfect with no gum..the all mighty is powerful 🤣

There's a couple of blank pages in the back, they work best.

That's very common in prisons. Inmates use bible pages for rolling papers until we'd find their bibles missing pages and confiscate them.

I've done it...so ashamed 🤐🤨

Now thats Ill Duce! I just watched this at 4:20pm btw

Now Imagine smoking a kurran

I feel like I’m pretty unsheltered and yet it took me 10 full years, watching this clip countless times, to realize that his joke about “ducking under low bridges” meant that you were so high you’d have to. I feel very dumb and thank you Billy for letting me get there when I could.

It’s Ben from Pocahontas

Billy❤🙏❤

On judgement day, God’s gonna use him as rolling paper.

taking holy smokes to a whole new level

Billy Connolly is so funny and has so many wonderful stories!

He’s amazing

Lol we’re doing that right now

besides a table stabilizer, rolling joints is about the second best use. the Bible to be accurate, you have to be very close to your target.

Billy is so hilarious. I would have smoked the Bibull with him too

Cool now do it to the Quran and say it on national tv

Absolute legend.

Finally, a worthwhile use for the Bible! 🤣

😂😂😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

Holy smokes.

Haha I've done this before and man that paper burns smooth you will get lit just roll it right

Billy is the master of the punchline... after you think the punchline has already been delivered.

The Dickens you say?

I could listen to this dude for ever

I love him and i extra love this story. I actually did it many times out of spite in my early atheist days. Rolled up a spliff with papers from the Quran. I was young and angry, now i prefer bongs...

Yes!!!!🤘🤘🤘

Mad how he knows hes going to hell! He doesn't have to😢

Satanist basically could've used anything

Holly Smoke

“Smoking the bible” is the kind of lame ineffectual pseudo-rebellious edgy behavior that validates fearful Christians and just makes supposedly non-religious people feel self-righteous…. We have to move on from this or we will continue to be subject to the whims of scared white people.

I have used bible pages as rolling papers once about 27 years ago. Was in county jail for a DUI and a cell mate had smuggled in some weed. The only thing we had were these little pocket bibles they allowed the inmates to have. Turns out the pages were like rice paper and were useful as wraps. Dude shorted out the whole cell blocks power using a paper clip, and piece of toilet paper to short a power socket to create a spark to light the joint. Ahh…memories.

I've rolled with bible paper. On vacay in Florida. It burns great 👍

Isn’t that a Tom Waits song?

Laughing my Balls offf !! Love you Billy. !!!

me too

One of the best interviews ever!!😂

Lucky for him he didn't confess smoking the Koran.

Yes, the sixties explains everything. I was there. It very much explains everything.

I think wez all did that at some point like in our youth 🤣🤣🤣

Don’t try that with the Quran.. 😅