Randy Feltface - Randy Writes a Novel

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

So, I did both acting and technical theatre in high school, and a really fun thing we did was teach kids how to make simple felt puppets like Randy.

Everyone got to make their own, and the technical theatre class ended up building a sesame street inspired puppet town on the back of a trailer for our homecoming parade float. (It won first place, thank you thank you)

It had lots of fake buildings with curtained windows for each of us to operate our puppets in. It looked pretty neat!

Anyway what I'm getting at is, holding up these puppets is, and I'm not joking one bit here, absolutely fucking agonizing.

If you are operating these puppets for any extended period of time, your arm will start to slowly burn more and more until you can't even move the damn thing anymore.

Hell, try just holding your arm straight up in the air and see how long you can do it before your arm gets tired. Seriously. Now imagine having a puppet on that arm and having to use the muscles in your wrist to operate it and move your arm around, while having to shimmy on your knees or butt around a stage or float. It's bloody torture.

My point is, we can all love how funny Randy is, but we should also appreciate how fucking swole he must be to do this for hours on end with so much energy.

Good on ya, Randy.

Randy would be an awesome character in the Smiling Friends

At first I was going to lambast Randy for all the Left-wing nonsense he spouts about veganism and how every bad thing that happened to Hemingway was "Karma" but then I remembered...
He's a f***ing puppet.
He's not real.

Grimace could never

Image if you will the man Morgan matching this sometime and going dude that's me.

Was not expecting such a deep philosophy lecture from a silly purple puppet

'Amy Winehouse was just a girl that wanted to sing some songs, d'you know what I mean?' GOD that line hits so hard

This is the best stand up I’ve seen in years, I laughed so many times, rewinding moments and pausing to literally hollar in delight, tickled absolutely pink and while also being moved and inspired in his moments of depth and deeper reflection. Thank you! I’m now a new fan, and a new subscriber, and I want to read your book and will be binging all your stand up over the remainder of this week. I’ve also already shared this video with my closest friends and family members, you’ve made my life that much brighter today by sharing your art and your light in this way. Thank you! 👏👏👏

This is the best stand up I’ve seen in years, I laughed so hard and so many times, rewinding moments and pausing to literally hollar in delight, tickled absolutely pink and while also being moved and inspired in his moments of depth and deeper reflection. Thank you! I’m now a new fan, and a new subscriber, and I want to read your book and will be binging all your stand up over the remainder of this week. I’ve also already shared this video with my closest friends and family members, you’ve made my life that much brighter today by sharing your art and your light in this way. Thank you! 👏👏👏

Bro my name is braydon

He should figure out how to put cameras in his puppets eyes so he can watch through them

I really wish if there’s an arabic so i can follow you I’m sick of going back and forth with the translation

I never thought puppet would ever make me cry. That end bit really got to me.

u r a g o o d m a n feltface

false vegan facts at a comedy show. just tell the fecking jokes

OMG!!!! SUBTITLES!!!!

5 minutes in and I’m literally in tears at 3 in the morning 🤣

My brother loves you randy

Randy ranting about veganism as im eating my falafel sandwich :))

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂🐐🐐🐐🐐🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣

I've watched this many times and I just saw the Randy bust on the left of the desk

This guy is funny

I've been watching all the live specials almost every day for about a month now. I think Randy has become my emotional support comedian. <3

The intro guy needs a slap for saying "further adieu" and not "further ado"

You need meat ......... You don't need plants.

"DON'T EAT IT, ITS GOT SHARKS IN IT!" is a line I now use almost daily

The fact that this was an upload on my birthday, by one of my favourite comics, touching on one of my greatest fears at the end is just... pure "WELL THAT FUCKING HAPPENED" material.

I always forget about the rant at the end. Damn..

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Sunlight
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Time of day
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Food
Some foods contain vitamin D, including:
Fatty fish like salmon, sardines, mackerel, and tuna
Fish liver oils
Beef liver
Egg yolks
Cheese
Mushrooms
Fortified foods like some fat spreads and breakfast cereals STOP TRYING TO KILL LIL ANIMALS AND HELP LOWER GVB...eat meat

He’s hilarious.

This made me feel every emotion and I nearly cried at the end

Actually it isn’t the livestock that dose the green house gas but the rest spot on mate so can’t argue there but at the same time so that would mean extermination for the animals would be better for life nd just plant based food or? Just trying to get the proper info 😂 loved the special the bruv made me laugh my ass off 😂😂😂😂 comedy is fuckin gold mate 😂

Me, a non native english speaker : Why the fuck is he talking about Tequila and a Mockingbird ?

Randy is the comedic master

Road Panic
Wind down your window please sir.
RoAd PaNiC
One long breath into the bag please sir.
ROAD PANIC, breathes, road panic

Something tells me that I’m going to die…of laughter!

Am I the only one who heard Fnaf music at the end

I have no idea why this was suggested to me but boy has it made my day 😂

Randy's getting old. You see the wrinkles in his neck? Looks like a pensioner.