Movie Theater Snacks - Super Best Friendcast 164

no Liam...

Pat is a fucking scumbag. Anyone who acts in a way that deliberately makes people in the retail/service industry's lives tangibly worse is an irredeemable piece of shit. Fuck you Pat.

RIP Matt's vest

Man, theyre talking about buying bags of candy when they feel like being huge pieces of shit at the movies, but, man, I buy just an entire cardboard boat full of fucking nachos. Just cheese and meat and jalapenos and you gotta eat it with a fucking ladle and oh god im the worst

matt: babe', today I am a God!
matt's wife: Is that why you're sitting on an ice-cream sandwich?
matt: Eew!

M&M's aren't so bad, I use Hot Tamales myself

pat illness dumping shit on the floor

Wow Pat sounds like such an asshole when talking about how he behaves in theaters, I wonder how he'd react if someone treated him with so little respect when he was working as a bag boy for years.

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat any type of service staff, and Pat's attitude towards them says a lot about his true character.

usually the snacks I get are mozarella sticks and chocolate, usually the Crunch Brunch boxes.

I don't get it, matt brought hia ice cream to his seat and just willingly sat in it? Why is he upset?

So now Matt has a "Sit on something" story, just like Pat with that chocolate bar. X'D Will the Sitting Chronicles continue?

it got |BRITTLE|

I love pat and his scummines

Pat deserves everything bad that happened to him during his retail job, and more.

I just eat movie popcorn. I have a weird love for that disgusting not-butter they put in there.