TORTA TALES..SHE WOULD LET THE HOMIES HIT IT..ON SKANTE SHE LOOKED LIKE THE GRUDGE

I love tortas

I love tortas

I love tortas

Batman couldn’t get this info outta me i would take this story to the grave 😂😂😂

Damn bro you knew your lady for over 20 years bro?

Anytime I'm feeling down I'll turn to one of your torta tales it makes my day 🤣

Spitting out pubic hairs and getting queefed in the face 😭

That’s right rider! Reedley tapped in

"I didn't know what a queen was!"
Freaking dying laughing! Love these tales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

Love these Torta Tales! Keep going! I hope you got the work problem taken care of. You're a good guy and deseve the best.

Love these stories! 💯💯💯

Too much air gets in the vay jay jay and eventually the air has to lwt out so their you go a queef.

I will admit a queef should not smell let alone a female should ever smell and if a womans snatch or body smells off then something is off inside her..

No mamas to a smelly snatch and body odor⛔️🚫🚮 🤮🤢🤮 🙅🏻‍♀️😷🛑

Shout out from London bruvva

hahahahhaha uza cold cat Jay LMFAO

it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have nun💯

Bro at the Hairy Bush 😂😂😂😂 you stories are the best bro. I’m crying laughing. You hit some nasty 🤮 shiiiii bro 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Chunky Monkeys was before Tortas

They don’t have to be loose to queef 😂

😅😆😂DAM JAY...!!! I LOVE THIS 1....KEEP THEM COMING!!! NELA HERE!!

😂😂 tucked in it's tent dude you are hilarious with you're stories

I thought I farted!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Staring at the grudge 😂😂

Eveeytime I would see the sun come up I'd have instant regret of my choices 😂 God Damm

You should really think about it ese?????Marry her!!! She has alot of heart, SHE SHARES, LMAO

Laughing my ass, so much memories n shit, I feel you dawwwwwwg, fawwwwwwwk, lol

My boi queff?? Is when they have air in there vagina or the butt area it’s normal g 😂

Queef 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 im fucking dead 🤣

Damm homie and his details 🤣🤣

Harry & The Hendersons 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

🥪 😂she had all kind of layers 🤣🥪

Breezy round this side..she need luv if you could say It dat way...been there dawg damn you gettin freaky😂😂😂 Felisha

He got a lot of tortas in his family that let everyone hit it

🔴 Probably your best T Tale of all times... 😅well spoken, well told. 👍

Straight cave of Doom ..bush addition

Why do tweakers only do it doggy style ...so they both can stare out the window while they do it

😂😂😂😂😂

Gyat damn im so done lol

This foo 😂😂😂😂

Bro I love your channel. I did the same thing so many times

GIGGLER ??? did her to GIGIDY 😁😁😁😁!?!?!?!?!

Spadated!!! I use to say that word🔥💯

Have you guys ever went down on a chick after she got out the shower and she still had bits of toilet paper down there and you had to be spitting them out? Well i did 👋 I spit the toilet paper out and kept going 👍💪

A smart man reads. A true leader reads. A true lyricist READS.
Just stating facts homie😂 we see them books in every video🫡
It’s probably one of the better habits to come home wth😂🫡

I thought bro was done… and he said “now this is the grossest part of story”
💀😂😂😂
Unless you lived a certain way certain shit he say gonna go right over your head 😂😂😂

"Light it on fire and blow it out"

LoL ...HILARIOUS! 💯
😂😂😂

Threw the clothes away🤣🤣

Lmao my Boy I'm fucken Dead😅Just got cought at work laughing by myself and people thing I'm smoked out lol Keep them torta tales coming 💯 Shout-out from Whittier Calif@s.

A foo I'm ova here cryy😂😂😂

"I wanna look out the window soooooo bad 😅😅"