If Plumbers Acted Like Politicians

Republican plumber would stare at the broken pipe with angry eyebrows and be "tough" on it, but not fucking fix it.

She lucky he pulled up and didn't reschedule

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"Thoughts and prayers" is all you need and not any systemic changes or fixes.

Hey! A return to animation. Would you ever make a bts video or a video explaining how you go into animation or how your animation skills have evolved?

Tds

That leak was fault of the ilegal alien LGBT agenda with their sleepy dei plumber. Lets make your plumbing great again

The plumber is wrong. It's a trans leak.

Surprised he didn't blame it on immigrants.

😂😂😂 the accuracy tho😂

Aint that the truth. He did acknowledge there was a problem on his first reply. He should have lied denying the leak first. Then blamed it on her. 😂

Oh come on, politicians work more than 2 days a year. They talk to lobbiests all day long on the golf course.

I'm relieved that politicians in my country don't talk like this.

"Presidents come and Presidents go,

Through it all.

God is still on his throne."--Hakeem Jeffries

And the swamp keeps filling and filling and filling . . .

laugh, cry, anger, hot anger

Silly atheists and their mental disorders.

Unrealistic: Politicians wouldn't say please.

Then he suggests stripping out all the pipes in the house and going without running water bc that's how it was in the old days and it builds character or something. And the only other plumber in town tries to fix the leak with scotch tape and yells at you for calling it a "leak" instead of an "unplanned hole" or something.

WHAT!?

"oh? ofcourse i know how to fix it! Everybody knows how good at fixing things i am!"

thank you joe 💕 best plumber in the last 12 years

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Amen... lol

Some pays him before to not fix it

"Which prayer do you suggest?" Uh, that's too personal. "Well from the old testament or new?" Uhhh, probably both equally? "So for $500 you won't just spurt out a favorite verse?" No I wouldn't want to do that it's just SO DEAR and PERSONAL to me.

I always pray... pray for god(if he exist) stop being an as***le.

Let’s not forget the plumber would have great insurance from him and his while trying to prevent the lady from treatment

Thoughts prayers and a nickel will get you a nickel

All that water is access from draining the swamp

yes but I dont ever remember hearing pelosi or schumer saying to pray, gotta fold in your hostility to God into everything... God gave you free will, its not his fault you chose to abuse this gift

I thought this was going to be a critique of politicians. Bloated bills, reckless spending, unimaginable inefficiency.
Making it a religious joke was a lot less fun.

Fun fact: Sleepy Joe spent 577 vacation days—roughly 39% of his 1,463-day term.

Unrealistic, not enough drowned children and elders. Plus he would definitely blame lgbt people and non white people first

These kind of leaks are happening to millions of people. It's unacceptable. I call upon homeowners and plumbers everywhere to continue to speak out against these burst pipes. We have to stand together and support each other through these leaky times.

Now watch this drive...🏌️

I am a proud supporter of the separation of Church and Plumbing

is anyone in the house gay? that's probably the reason for the leaky pipe

reTHUGlican politicians specifically.

Request suggestion.

Would also like to see direct criticism towards the root cause - billionaires and their economic system of greed (Capitalism) that creates these "plumbers"


DM2525 did a great one with Jesus serving the privatized healthcare industry it ruffled a few angry conservatives in the comments.

We need to ramp up the in-your-face criticisms and no make no apologize for it, in these Billionaire Capitalist, Fascist times.

Your pipes are leaking Because one trans teenager was able to join the high school swim team. That's five hundred bucks.

I'm so lonely, I need to call a plumber. I need one with a pretty huge pipe, bigger than mine.

Joe the Plumber 😂

"This is one of the two days a year I work" 😂

Do a Aqua Team Hunger Force tribute

Im clearly in the wrong business. 500 bucks just to say pray?

After telling her neighbors and social media about the visit and how ripped off she felt, the plumber then accused her of anti-Christian bigotry. Donations from conservatives poured in for the oppressed plumber. Trump sent a special team from the Department of Faith to investigate.

I thought he’d offer to fix it after asking her to pay for his friends to investigate and determine the issue, then wrap towels around the pipe and have her pay for his brother to re-plaster the wall at a “discount” of triple the price of the original plaster. This felt charitable in comparison

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I agree there is no reason for Atheists to have morals outside of public opinion and being liked by society if he committed something wrong there is no reason for him to repent and feel guilty if he somehow knew the bad deed he had done won't be discovered the police won't be able catch him, then there is no god and there is nothing for them to be worried about because he won't be punished in their point of view. But IRL life god exists that's why we have justice if God wasn't there to punish the people who brought pain, then there is no reason to have morals the only possible reason for atheists to have morals is because they are scared, they will be caught or pretend to have good morals so society will respect and view highly of him or because of the police. The problem with Christians they are 90% faith and 10% percent corrupted scripture. you should join the other side and become a Muslim, I invite you to Islam and If you have any questions about the comment, Christianity, Judaism or Islam etc. then feel free to comment email me or comment in my channel

Joe the Plumber returns.