Radagon of the Ballin' Order Theme (Elden Ring x Slam Jam)

“My loyal baller, and Champion of the court, both your dunks will ever be praised in songs”

Radagon just shattered Marika’s ankles

"Someone must put an end to thy ambitions... let it be Margit the Ballin'"

Foul Tarnished in search of the ballin ring
Someone must extinguish that ball (the streak)
-Margit the balling omen

You must find the pieces of the Elden Hoop and become the Elden Baller

We need Messmer the Baller theme

The worst part was entering the arena and being asked "where's the rest of you?" 😢😢

Malenia Hand of LeBron

Now do one with radahn

Mother.. would thou truly lordship a 3 point… in on so bereft of height?..

The commentaries in this video has got to be LEGENDARY xDDD

"CURSE YOU BBAAYYLLEE!! SOLID OF HOPS YOU MAY BE BUT BEHOLD, TWO DRAGON BALLERS!!! A TARNISHED WITH THE POWER OF THE ELDEN DUNK AND I, MASTER OF THREE POINTERS AND HALF COURT SHOTS!!!"

SER GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL BALLIN'

Just imagine Messmer using a Basketball instead of his Orb Incantation. Perfect for a Base Dunking Messmer

The Hornsent Beast Ballers never recovered from their loss to Messmer's Realm Jumpers. Mainly due to the fact that the furnace golems killed everyone in attendance after making one jump shot.

Courtscourge Radahn was banned from Elden Hoops for using his gravity magic to make half-court shots.

No wonder it is then, that Malenia, Baller of Miquella, broke his ankles and stole his J's.

Clock's ticking down, Team Redhead have the ball. Radahn passes to Malenia, Team Tarnished think it's already over. Malenia waterfowl dribbles the ball at blinding speed across the court, LMSH steps in front of the Tarnished. With unwavering conviction and skills beyond godhood, he makes the steal. Tarnished being the team player they are summons Torrent under LMSH. At the last second LMSH gets the dunk. Three Fingers is seething, losing its bet with Two Fingers, now owing them 10k runes, flips off Team Tarnished. LMSH and Malenia walk off into the sunset together leaving the Tarnished standing confused. DJ Gideon blasts this in celebration

FOUL BALLER, in search of the Elden Court…

😂😂

I'm having a blast playing Elden hoop while listening to this song. To one day become a dunk lord.

You've all heard of the giants but I don't think you've heard of the Fire Giants...They were taken out for ballin' too hard

"Dunk on Miquella" - St Trina

Here to dunk to dunk on the tallest of tarnished

Ragadon of the Golden Jam

Now, Coach Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found,
And in the Night of Black Jordans, Godwyn the Goated was first to be crossed.
Soon, Marika’s offspring, starters all, claimed the shards of the Elden Rim.
The mad taint of their newfound skills triggered the Jukeing.
A season from which no MVP arose.
A season leading to abandonment by the Greater Drill.

1 shotting Gideon OPnir to this

"Thou Jordans art fake, Tarnished"
- Radagon, Ballin' Ring

Radagon of the Golden States Order

"General radahn, cursed ever to defend, now he gathers the bodies of former squadmates and foes, dunkin on em like a dawg"

Lord of the old league.. let us ball together

mogh, lord of the court, hoarah loux: baller, malenia: baller of miquella. These are just but some of the holders of the shattered ball signed by micheal jordan.

طاحضك يا زربه راحت هيبه رداقون لك كوم بي حقير ❤❤

"Mother... Marika.... A dunk upon thee..." - Messmer the Dunker

Mohg, Lord of Balls 💀🏀

Traveler from beyond the Court, I am Melina. I offer you a Contract

Godfrey will never be ballin'

All you hear in the boss fight is squeaking noises

"Dearest Miquella, you must ball alone awhile... Welcome, honored guest... to the ball court of our dynasty!"

If there ever willing be a Space Jam Three, then thou calleth upon thee Radagon of The Golden Order to be truly so…..

The Baller of Space Jam

Thou shall face uponeth so all opponents, spanning across the lands and sea, stretching across the starring heavens above, in order to persevere basketball in thou court of Looney Tunes, at hand play and will…

To truly become the first ever Ballin Lord…

Of not a lord of just gods alike…….

But for all men the same…..

Arise!…………

Player 22 Radagon

“Lord Baller, at long last you leave the bench.”

Malenia: Now you shall witness true balling...

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This is way harder than i realized it would be

"Ah, I knew you'd come. To dunk before the Elden Ring. To become Elden Baller..."

"Balling of course but what might be the cost" radagon the balls of Marika said calmly

All these comments need to be made into an elden ring mod

I think it would be better if the "come on and slam" started right after the first 4/4. This way the coral would say "Ah ah" in the big bombas part.

Imagine Radagon's triple hammer slam, but its a triple slam dunk.

“Not enough. I have not balled enough..”
-Midra Lord of The Frenzied Ball

the lands between was never the same after the shattering of marika's ankles