Glass Onion - A Masterpiece Of Stupidity

I actually believed it was something like "Murder by Death" when I watched it.
But after a little while I must have zoned out, because I really don't remember anything from it.

That early clip makes me respect Viola Davis a little less. Well that and The Suicide Squad. 😂

I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't like Knives Out. I thought I was the only one.

To be fair, Lovejoy might be the best of them all, I agree, sir.

LOVEJOY !!

If Bautista is in it, it's going to be stupid. No exceptions.

Definitely stunk compared to the first one. It tried too hard.

Vapid brain dead morons 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 couldn't have said it better 😂😂😂

This is genuinely your worst review by far. Still love your channel

I do not like the round head man.

The only reason i watched Knives Out was because of Anna de Armas. She's cute, rest of the movie was, meh ok i guess.

so negative. brighten ur day a bit. its a weel put together movie, so much attention to details. its rewatch able even if you remember what exactly happens. cross finguers he makes a banging 3rd film to round off a nice trilogy, or show that the formula he has/style can still be adapted into future movies. maybe were looking at the next iconic detective, the american Sherlock . hahah .

I am wrong for loving Knives Out? Just rewatched it, it still holds up imo

Knives Out is awesome. This is shit.

I’m not sure you actually watched the movie. Most of your complaints about the plot are demonstrably false if you actually pay attention

Rian thought he could catch lightning in a bottle twice..He forgot that everyone loved the first movie because the “main”character who seemed naive outsmarted the other cast members….hence ;
Keep it simple folks….and leave out the big Hollywood explosions…good writing always wins ❤.

i actually liked this movie

Bro, he was actually drunk while watching the movie, so braindead

i fucking hate rian johnson

Watched the movie yesterday ... it was entertaining enough, mostly because of the above average acting, the subject matter, etc.
I'm not sure what it has to do with "Knives out", to be honest, other than sort of being a mystery movie. However, the mystery's not that deep. What I liked, though, is that the movie doesn't completely try to throw you under the bus. If you pay attention you notice a lot of details getting you closer to what's actually happening. Like the glass swap. That's a neat little trick of deception. What I didn't like was the ending, which just felt stupid, considering the entire plot of the movie. Yeah, it's ironic that the thing that everyone was attached to was ultimately their downfall, but the execution could have been a lot more interesting and detailed. Movie also drags on a bit, but I didn't really feel bored, so it's not that bad. It's honestly better than most shit out there. Yes, despite the plot holes the size of Canada. Like Andi even being there, Andi being invited, Bron not immediately being sussed out WHY she's there, because she's OBVIOUSLY dead. So, not sure why he even sent her one of his boxes, he didn't even design. Or, of course, why NOONE of her VERY CLOSE friends apparently knows that Andi has an identical twin sister, who is totally behaving like her, because they played "being a snobby bitch" when they were kids. But, again, rich assholes. And of course the mid-movie plot twists that everyone had a motive, and everyone was there at the time of the murder. Somehow. Because also apparently, they all live very close to one another, which makes very little sense. Or the double spy games that made only a little bit of sense, perhaps. Then again, they're rich assholes, so who knows. It's also weird, how the dude is at the same time smart as fuck, and then dumb as a brick. Then again, Elon Musk exists. So, who knows. Glass Onion might not be high cinema, but it's a pleasurable enough experience to while away the time I think. Too bad, you pretty much can immediately guess who the killer is likely to be.

Edit: He had the "convenient" bottle of Jeremy Renner sauce in his pocket, because it was actually given to him only a few minutes earlier I think. At the party. The rest of the points are all valid. But honestly, that pretty much is par for the course in most movies, good and bad ones, only the good ones are at least somewhat entertaining. Miles is apparently an idiot, Andi wasn't feeling threatened by him personally. How he slipped her the drugs in HER house, though ... The gun enthusiast didn't miss his gun, because by that time, I think he was either very drunk or very dead already. That all happened in a very short time frame. The bullet, though, even HITTING a target in the dark, through a thick glass window ... I doubt that would explain a book stopping the bullet, but this "clever" trick has been used like a million times in movies. It's always a book or a tin can with liquor, or a sheriff's star or sth.

I kinda remember the scene with Helen and the bushes differently, like when you watch the entire flashback that somehow the angle was different or whatever, but I may be wrong here.

"Everyone is stupid, except me" - critical drinker probably

There is a very big point you seemed to forget about the whole sister thing. They probably all knew she had a (twin) sister (Birdie even says that) but non of them (except for the killer) have the slightest reason to assume that she is the sister! I mean really, why should they think that since the only ones who know that it is the sister are Miles (who is the killer so it would be very very dumb of him even for his standards to call that out) and duke later in the movie when he finds out that Andi is dead (which he uses as leverage against miles for his own benefits since he knows miles was there and he gets killed quickly after that by miles). So why should the others assume that it is the sister?
Another critic of your "review" would be that you fundemendaly don't understand or probably just don't care about what the movie wants to achive. It is mostly a comedy so it doesn't care if its not the most thought out murder mystery ever because it does not aim to do that but still stays consitent within itself. As well as that it is both a satire of the murder mystery as a whole and of rich people being viewn as some kind of devine which the movie aims to satire.
Case and point: either you watched the movie half asleep or don't care about it enough to really look into it or think about it for more than two seconds

Don’t talk bad about his fashion. You’re probably so boring to be around.

Why do shitlibs like this movie?

Black bieches are always right ya know 😂
Plus black bieches are always tech savvy and geniuses

Holy crap, this video is still up.
How has the internet not beaten this idiot into a pulp? This dude calls a masterpiece stupid, makes a “masterpiece of stupidity” himself as if he knows any better (Rogue Elements lolz- and no, he’s never living that down), and somehow, the comment section is still full of idiots who probably didnt even watch the film (I know that, cos if they watched the film, they wouldn’t be riding his meat like this)

stupid movie

You mean a Ferrari body wrapped around a Ford Escort? The chassis would be the part you wrap the visual bits around, the chassis is the actual supporting, rolling, driving part of the car. Frame, drivetrain and suspension. Of course it's more complicated in that most cars have a body that's also a frame these days.
And personally i would take an Escort over a Ferrari any day, assuming you mean a European Escort. Those are legendary rally cars, RWD, manual, 4 cylinder. Good looking too. I just don't see much point in a Ferrari unless i lived near a race track. And you can't really wind it up unless to want to be doing criminal speeds really quick, and it will definitely break on you, and have fun paying for the parts and repairs. A Ford has always been very affordable and reliable. Although prices are going way up since they have all been used up in old age and in racing. Still cheaper than a Ferrari though.

Im just surprised they had the brilliant scientist who was wronged by a white man and a bunch of rich white people be a black woman. At least that was fresh and unexpected.

Oh shit! This POS is what you're reviewing. It sucked. I'm out.

"Knives Out" was great, "Glass Onion" was a turd.

Please. I'm a guy and have always identified with girls/women even as a kid

ppl enjoyed this movie 'cause they didn't focus on the inconsistencies

Awful

Daniel Craig’s accent is easily the worst part of this movie

Anyone who had seen "The Last of Sheila" could see every single plot twist coming a mile away.

Poor 2 movies

In twenty years, we will get the following quote from Daniel Craig, "The movie was shit, but the house the paycheck bought was first rate." (apologies to Michael Caine)

I started watching the critical drinker for the simple fact that he seemed to be the only reviewer who actually reviewed movies honestly - plus the fact that he was hilarious doing it. This movie is a perfect example. This idiotic movie was senseless fluff. This is a murder mystery? Scooby Doo made more sense than this. Is anyone in Hollywood making anything worth watching anymore?

Both these films make me think an American watched Gosford Park and thought “naaah, I can do it better”.

I think glass onion is WAY worse than knives out, but i have to give it credit. At least we have characters who are not JUST THERE. And that women here sre not just Mary Sue Badasses who are perfect and can do no wrong.

It's 2025. Lovejoy still rules.

I'm sorry Drinker, I think you meant to say a Ferrari body wrapped around a Ford Escort chassis.

I think the stupidity is kinda the point, whether it’s ironically talking about x type of rich is bad and stupid while being directed by an idiot or saying these supposedly successful people can be easily taken advantage of by an actual loser, even the fact stupidity is too commonly a trope, it’s not good but it’s not terrible either.

dear mr Drinker, i would never have watched what i did tonight if it were not for you. i am over 70 and never would have thought to watch what i asumed would be a piece of crap called Wicked if it were not for you. I am thankful for my wife who has cancer stage four breast cancer and my brother who watch this movie at home because i asked them to. life is a difficult thing to watch someone you love die slowly and painfully, but tonight thanks to you it was glorious and wonderful to see my wife smile and cry and enjoy such a wonderful show!!! Thank you and may your next drink be heavenly!

What annoys me about that scene with them peaking around the trees is you could easily have had the guys head blocking the woman from appearing in the first shot, then with the wider FoV in the second shot revealed the presence of the woman.

Alien series.
Female lead.
Resident Evil.
Female lead.
Silent Hill.
Female driven.
Hanna.
Female lead.
Columbiana.
Female lead.

I have all the dvds.
Tell me guys can't relate to a Female lead.

Yeah, it was boring crap.

What about Charlie Chan?