Joe Rogan Talks To Dolphins After Eating Edibles | Netflix Is A Joke

"and thank you for the fish!"

Joe Rogan is like those GTA characters.

“I was so high, I was trying to figure out which way the earths spinning “…. Yup, been there many a time 🤣😂🤣

I saw an ad selling it in drinks now lol
Fruity weed drink boxes... ugh

Hilarious!

🤣🤣🤣 facts i didn't know a person that caught a dolphin 😂

Talk to dolphins 🐬. 😂😂😂

My friend and I were walking out of a bar once and some guy offered my friend a gummy bear. He bit half and gave half to me and we laughed at how silly it was. We were wrong. We talked about the universe, life, death, and aliens for like 5 hours. Sat in front of the TV, with the TV off. I have no idea why it was that strong!

I remember eating an edible. Beforehand i thought, i should probably eat half. Then i thought, momma didnt raise no bitch.”
As it would turn out momma did raise a bitch cuz i was tripping so hard that i cried

Is this funny?

I cant imagine what it be like for this dude on stage with Randy Feltface... How awesome the conversation would be...

I don't know why he's a damn comedian, it just doesn't fit lol

I'll see all his stand up

Joe “shoes too big” Rogan

Listening to joe’s stand up is like opening several boxes of presents that keeps getting better

This man is obsessed with bears in every way

Joey Diaz would pop the bear like a mint then laugh

edibles just put me to sleep and mold me to the couch lol idk how people have the will power to still be out in society

I talked to a charter fisherman one time about this bit and he said its BS. He's hooked dolphins numerous times. He did say though that after he hooked one, and after it got off it came up to the boat and looked at him and paused like "WTF?"

Joe's comedy is like if NatGeo was hilarious. His is a kind of comedy that makes you think and stirs your curiosity about nature, life, people. His energy, excitement, and curiosity for life sips into his comedy and it's infectious. It's such a unique and refreshing kind of comedy. Love this guy

Me. Joe Rogan, I consider you to be very intelligent people with physical prowess combined. Your talk shows and interviews are fabulous too. But…. You ate Donald’s butt and licked his ass and praised him so much at times. No sane human in any democratic world would do it. Do not forget all the historic tyrannical leaders of this world and this wanna be one like mr Kelly mentioned

What about dolphins on DMT joe

We all like to hate but Rogan is pretty damn good in this special 😂

He was formerly the host of Fear Factor.

“You think you’re going to die, but everybody lives.”

Where the hell are you guys getting your edibles? I've been buying edibles from my local dispensaries and I always ask for the most potent shit to get me dolphin talking high but I eat all of em and don't even catch a buzz at all

It's a good thing Joe's podcast took off because he's REALLY not good at stand up.

Come out with a new special Joe I can't wait

I don't know why but for only weed edibles will dealers give you a higher dose than advertised

I have to say I feel he has gotten funnier never thought he was that funny stand up wise but I’ve seen several clips recently that have changed my mind

Be super careful on edibles dude they can be insane

Why don’t edible affect me like this I’ve had hundreds of edibles and it never does anything to me

Eating gummies have you telepathically communicating with aliens.

Rogan is going to go down as an all time comedy great. Rocky Mountain High is one of the best comedy albums ever.

this was solid, unlike some of joe’s other bits

I know a guy who took a thc gummy, walked his dog real time 20 minutes passed to him he thought he was gone for 2 days

They left out the best part of the dolphin bit:

"What if consciousness is the same? What if 'me' to me is the same as 'me' to a dolphin? They're just living a different life. But if I lived a dolphin's life, I would be him. And if a dolphin lived my life, he would be me. What if that's the secret to happiness? Treat everyone as if it's you living another life?"

He makes a great pothead, makes you think!

By far one of my favorite bits of his.

I’m a 50year old man child

Joes comedy is amazing

He is NOT funny. Dude thinks he is Carlin level.

I have sublingual THC High Potency Drops (50mg/ml) 🤗

50mg for anxiety 😌 and 100mg for bedtime 😴

Trawlers have caught dolphins in nets. Perhaps he didn't choose the best of words.
But a dolphin would easily snap the fishing line if you caught it on your rod.

That’s a fucken great point no fishing 🎣 can get you a dolphin, it takes the smartest people to catch a dolphin, the Japanese

Bunch of troll bots. Joe is funny as hell. And just a really genuinely cool dude

I love joe rogan! We're so glad he's moved to Austin. Welcome to Texas, baby!! ❤😂❤

Legal edibles now!

Gummy Bears and then El Diablo is actually the only truly funny thing I have ever seen him do/say in stand up. Bravo Joe, out of all of your routines ever, you nailed five seconds of something. It was pretty good. Legit first time I have smiled or laughed during a Joe Rogan stand up routine.

I've had some where it doesn't really effect me. Then I've had some where I'm still stoned a half day later.