If Palpatine revealed himself 67 minutes earlier

funny

Technically he's one limb up from where he was before.

Lightsaber Scythe looks dope as Hell

Hol up, did he record this thing over 2 hours?!

Bend the knee.
That alone is meme worthy.

'I used to be a jedi like you, then i took a lightsaber scythe to the knees'

Anyone want to tell Palpatine that the ship's gonna split in half in a few minutes, and he just injured the only pilot on board who wouldn’t have evacuated.

Papa Palpatine: Gonna call you “Darth Matt” from now on. As in, what do you call a guy with no legs laying on the ground? Matt. Darth Matt.

BEND THE KNEE!

Meanwhile Anakin convulsing 🤣

I barely remember this scene... Maybe a director's cut

What game is this?

"If to the security recordings you go, only cringe will you find."

lol

Leather.... BLACK LEA-ther..

Why does Palpatine have Gundam Deathscythe's Beam Scythe?

(Palpatine kills and stuffs the master of Anakin "my occupation is war, my arm is metal, and my mind is unstable" Skywalker in a trash can)
Anakin: "You're sounding like a Separatist."

ngl, this is better writing than what we actually got

Palpatine: “I can help save your wife from certain Death” smiles

Anakin if he thought logically: “Wait, what death? How do you know she’s going to die? How do you know that I know she’s going to die?”

Palpatine: “because I put those nightmares in your- oh fuck”

Anakin: activates youngling slayer 9000 “OH YOU MOTHERFU-“

We hear a lightsaber slash and a body fall as it rolls the credits

Also again

Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plageus the wise?

Anakin: No? Who’s that?

Palpatine: We’ll it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you, it’s a sith legend

Anakin: Wait how do you know about this?

Palpatine: We’ll obviously I was there when I killed hi- oh fuck

Anakin: YOU MOTHERFU-

Accurate.

Lmfao the original Sith Lords of Karness are laughing

u are missing the "i hate u" at the end

top 10 most shocking deleted scenes in movies

hahahaha

"we'll fix that later" lol

Sheeeevvvvv

That LightScythe is my spirit weapon

You kinda sound like cassian andor

I like how he cut his legs

this is how episode 3 would go if it were written by Marvel lol

"I already killed your last one like two hours ago so you don't have one" that was so random lol

holy fucking shit it is actually funny for someone?

Why does Palpatine sound like the French narrator from Spongebob?

Loving that awesome Lightscythe. 👌

Only way I can think of making this better is for anakin to scream "I HATE YOU" at the last second. Maybe even having it cut of mid way

Honestly Palpatine cutting off his legs early and forcing him into the dark side would be a in-character thing for him to do, very twisted

Hi I'm Sheev Palpatine and welcome to Jackass.

Wtf lol 😂

Is this Canon?

Just realized when he told anakin to leave obi wan laying there unconscious or they’d never make it he was totallly try to kill 2 birds with one stone there

“Alright then Anakin” 😭🤣

darth legless

Notice how Anakin doesn't give a fuck about Obi-Wan being killed behind that trash can.

Farkin' funny as, bro!!

mods?

Can anyone give me a short list of videos where they DON'T sing?

Years later..Vader still throws Sidious off the high ground!

Yo was thus made in blade and sorcery

why tf is this blowing up all of a sudden