I Signed With The Seattle Mariners

Bread and butter pickles my guy. But they are gross.

Sam catching strays lol

Damn bro--How can you blast Sam like that?

Erich is going to mlb

did i hear 6 7

Eric will be in the minors longer than gta 6 cones out

Ken gravey jr

the Mariners need it! They suffer a LOT of strikeouts

Forever Giant, Eric Sim 🫡

6”7😂

6 7 I been right on the highway

.67😏😏😏

The trashcan... lololol 😂😂😂😂

reminds me of 'Big Sexy' Bartolo Colon, stick to pitching Eric

We need a sim / barkley vid. The shade would be EPIC

What do you keep dropping the F bomb. Otherwise, great stuff

Is Marika selling farts yet? Asking for a friend's weird uncle...

Ken Hefty Jr.

sam hagerty has a .230 average you pulled his season ending injury season wtf you trash dont come to Seattle i cant stand you

As a Mariner fan all you have to do is bat .100 and you will fit right in with Garver and the rest of our trash lineup

They obviously signed Eric for his fielding and base-running abilities. As well as for comic relief and positive morale in the clubhouse.

I have edited your Wiki Page for you. Congrats

can not wait ,to see you with the Mariners ,see you at training camp

Marika is so beautiful! No make-up.
Eric, I could seriously see you on a pro team. If you trained constantly, I bet you could get an invite. Maybe not if you're really 36 like the internet says. The internet has lied once before. Once!

never disrespect Mr. Slam Swaggerdy

Poor Sam bro the entire time he’s just getting bashed 😭

That wake up pitch from Trevor was sick. Props to Slim for sticking around after that.

I mean we are cheap AF and only building to contend with and appear to be a pro team. Come get some hotdogs with the bells and whistles

WAIT, YOU'RE JOINING THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAEGUE???!!! FINALLY . . .

Let's go Eric Sim he is awesome

I'm a catcher and I bet I can bet the king of juco in a 60 meter and pop time challenge

Never thought their offseason could get worse

I hate when Kristan talks shvt. Shes so unheroic it's reminiscent of Eric's running ability. She sucks, shut up

Can we plz get a video colab with Domingo Ayala

6-7

Bro do you play in a baseball league

Eric Sim give us a video when you get to spring training.

You did NOT..why have weird click bait bro? I'll admit it, I'm the girlfriend in this account but MANNNNNNNN I feel so sad and sorry that you are making it seem that you were signed to the Mariners.

Is he actually on the Seattle Mariners or no

Ham Swaggerty was a great utility player 3 years ago, injuries left him a Tacoma Rainiers mainstay. He has a clothing line look it up.

Thinking we would get Bregman and we signed Eric instead. Classic Stanton move

as a mariners fan, this would be an offensive improvement for us

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As a Mariners fan, i wouldn't mind

Would love to see you on my hometown team