The Napoleon Movie will (Probably) be bad.

In my experience, most historical fiction movies aren’t that great (in my opinion). I wouldn’t be surprised if the Napoleon movie would be bad.

Watch a documentary

It was mid, nothing bad just mid

Are you going to watch Spielberg's Napoleon series?
It will use some footage shot by Stanley Kubrick.

stop making "aromantic" your entire personality and get a job lil bro

Congratulations - you said "fuck" only two times. in your review. Not bad by today's language standards.

Ive heard they're dropping a 5 hour cut going on apple plus and i feel that may do better than you give them credit they had to shorten the film for the theatrical release

Ya I just watched it. The only thing I was apprehensive about was the trailers had a lot of Josephine focus…. My god…. It’s so fucking bad
I’m going to watch waterloo from the 70s on repeat for the next three days

I'm honestly surprised a white man got the role. I thought "modern audiences" would want a black, lesbian Napoleon

one of the movies of all time, cant wait to watch a 55 min video essay deconstructing how inaccurate it is before it leaves my brain without ever actually making a wrinkle.

Napoleon is being played by a white man.

These days, that counts as a major win.

From what I heard, the problem with Napoleon is that it plays itself way too safe. They only cover the basics of Napoleon's life and it doesn't teach audiences anything new.

Watch Desiree with Marlon Brando as Napoleon, his portrayal might be closer to the real Napoleon