I Work for The Government's Paranormal Division. This is My STRANGEST Case.

Poor farmer has to wake up at the crack of dawn..farm all day, AND deal with a big oversized monster of a bat that if it gets loose would cause world wide slaughter. Poor bastard😂😂😂

Thank you for the story 😊

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This guy would definitely have his job axed by DOGE lol. Then we'd all be screwed.

Yeah, let's mess with the bat when you've had a long day and its night, when bats have the advantage

I kinda wonder what happens if Joe has a heart attack or otherwise dies or is incapacitated... the rift opens and bad things get out?

There's to many plot holes with this story. Its not a bad story but i feel it could have done with some more telling.
1 how does joe know about the legend.
2 is this a family farm, if so how did joe not know about this at all being thay he is an old man.
3 who was the last person taking care of the bat and the seal, and why did they not leave a list.... lol

Wait...so the bat is attacking you and you are busy looking on the walls, at carved out signs...lmao..GTFOH...and then the bat disabled on the ground..instead of killing it, you opt to come pour some salt in carved out circle every three months!???...yeah..that makes sense....this is the most hogwash sh!+ inhave ever heard...and i DO believe in the supernatural..but this is pure salty crackers😂😂😂😂

This is fiction 😕

Finally a podcast with some who knows how take a interesting story and nahe it even better👍🏾

Joe... It's definitely your problem, it's in your barn ... How did you not notice shady stuff going in your barn lol how did you not notice someone going in your barn every 3 months lol. Love this channel but way too many plot holes lol

"Those are the rules."

I live on a farm, I have three strange rules.

"Our organization allows three calls and three questions."
What kind of brain-dead organization would make that rule? "We know you are holding back a potential apocalypse, all on your own, but we don't have time to answer more than three questions for you. Yes, even though we would be sucked into that apocalypse, it is not our problem."

Who took care of the circle before Joe?
Did Joe not go into the barn before this?

Nice.

Ok 8 minutes in,,bats can't see they use a sort of radar, eyes no see so end of listening for me

Great story

Yeah, the story just doesnt make much sense. Neither the behavior of the agent nor the dumping of the responsibility on a civilian.

Don’t you just hate those kind of chores? I know I do <sigh> now where did I put the salt?

Astagfiruallah 😮 that’s just crazy just stuck with it!! 🤦🏾‍♂️

Wow 😯

I feel like once an organization like this discovers something like this, they wouldn't leave it to a civilian and instead send one of their agents to maintain the circle. At the bare minimum, I expect them to be in full contact with the farmer and make him an agent with full support if ever needed and financial incentives.

I love you atories i listen to them as i wright

Only three calls? Fate of the world and only three calls???

It's a literal bat out of hell.

Great performance by Lighthouse as usual, but the story is, while an interesting premise, definitely lacking in places.

The major one at first was when the agent said he not only had no idea what the creature was, which is fair enough if all kinds of folklore beasties exist and each is different, but that he didn't think giant bats exist.

Really?! You investigate the supernatural and you think an oversized bat is far fetched? Then there's the ending, roping the poor farmer into it. Surely if he's just discovered a potential high level threat that could lead to mass casualties or even, as seemed to be somewhat implied, a world ending event, then you would want to contain the problem with trained personnel.

Then there's the "3 calls, 3 questions", so not only are you leaving the fate of the world to a farmer who clearly wants nothing to do with it, but you're not even providing proper assistance.

If you’re going to go for the local problem local solution approach, then it would have been better if the farmer had volunteered to guard the creature, perhaps because if he didn’t he’d lose his family’s farm to the government as they convert it into a containment facility. The agent could be resistant at first, claiming the farmer doesn’t know what he’s getting into, (speaking of, the farmer JUST so happened to have a book detailing the creature and its ritual?) The farmer however could remain firm, saying he’ll figure it out if he has too, there’s still people who follow the old lore he can turn to, at which point the agent agrees but makes the farmer promise to call him if there’s any problems.

Alternatively, if you really want to maintain the reluctant guardian approach, then the agent could explain how there are, as he implied, too many such instances for the government to handle, so they rely on local protectors to maintain the guard against the various threats, but instead of this “3 calls, 3 questions” rubbish, he explains that his agency exists to investigate, organise containment, then provide support as needed to the various local guardians.

TLDR, Great performance, interesting story idea, major plot holes.

I wonder if Trump going to cut this department...

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😊 I'm glad I got to listen to this I love the way you voice the charitars and you're cute😊 well my guy is handsome no offense that's just me😊😊 but I enjoy this and your other lighthouse channel! 😊. Which by the way can you do a ghost lighthouse spooker story again? I love the " strange set of rules" thing too this story was interesting it does sound like a series. Well I'll say you've done a good job with your videos brother! 😊

Sooo basicly the scp foundation

This reminds me of jeepers creepers 3 with the farm its so similar

Love you Stephen 😍 from Canada 🇨🇦. Please don't tarrif lighthouse lololol I'd pay anyways

Wouldn't the organization want to make sure it's closed with its own people

Sea Salt is really effective for supernatural or paranormal stuff.

Why would you use an emf reader on a 🦇 bat ?????

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This whole story was poorly written but shoutout to lighthouse for making worth the listen

I love your stories ❤❤❤❤

Just imagine the plants you could grow with that bat poop 😅

Probably part of the ritual requires someone living there.

I thought the "three calls and three questions" bit was a little weak. Like, what are they going to do, let it start rampaging because Joe called a fourth time?

Sitting on the edge of my seat.

I can always depend on you for a good story. So many times I lose interest halfway through and, worse, the story does not have an ending. Your stories are always great with great narration.

As a paranormal investigator myself, if I see a giant demon bat, the last thing ima pull out is an EMF detector.😂😂

Dude you sound like snot from American dad. I like the stories

Great story but my question would be is who was maintaining the circle before it got loose and if someone has been sneeking in to his barn for many many years to keep up the circle why doesn’t he know what has been going on

And when Joe dies, and has no descendants

I love these type of stories and wish movies could be this good. I love this channel.

I'm pretty sure that farmer would have been relocated and the govt would build a small vault around that thing. The govt would keep busy with testing all sorts trying to see if they could glean any info to make better weapondry.

this totally explains who’s paying for rig32