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My hot take: Afton and Vannessa should've been like Jigsaw John Kramer and Amanda Young. Reluctant and hating and afraid of Afton, then slowly seeing things through his twisted worldview and becoming as demented as him, Stockholm Syndrome making her obsessed with him and then taking up his legacy and his work after he dies(Yes Afton needs to die, as an iconic villian he is) and taking on her new twist to the methods and play. Not mind controlled pure spirit.

Agreed

There was a pretty easy saw trap that two people survived, the trap was that two guys had been fighting over a girl who was suppose to be the girlfriend of both guys, the girl was suspended above a sawblade, and the guys were on either side, basically they had to push the blade toward each other to try and kill the other, but the second option, they could refuse and allow the woman who had started all of it by refusing to pick one of them, to fall on the blade and die instead, if they did they would both get to live.

I was thinking close my eyes and break all fingers at once.

Its not even really breaking, its more of just dislocating from the looks of it.just rip all five levels and walk outta there in a sec. there not even a real lesson behind this one like the rest. weak trap for sure

But the trap never actually happened and was a vision so you couldn't survive it because it doesn't exist

how to survive SAW traps:
don't do anything wrong, or think about doing anything wrong. SERIOUSLY.

Ye, that's why Kramer chooses those who can't do this job easily. Because if u do a crime and u'll be putted on a game ur capable on completing, nah, Kramer would put u on a very hard one u wouldn't be able to complete. This isn't a squid game.

Yeah hes right just far cry heal that shit and u good

I’M SURE I COULD DIVE INTO A PIT OF DIRTY HEROIN NEEDLES TO GET A TINY KEY, you bet

Me I can survive the one with the heater like all you have to do is break your hand fall and then run away from the heater, the chain holding her foot is pretty long

Yeah like just do all 5 at once

Charlie: I'm afraid I'll get a cold!
Glasses Charlie: break all my fingers, no problemo.

Ive broken a few fingers, and yeah it hurts, but its not like a horrendous, searing, scream of agony pain, especially if the alternative is getting your eyes sucked out, this one is a walk the park

Dont forget the trap the breaks if you sit down

Omgod I didn't even need to see the title, just the thumbnail and instantly went "Thats the eye suction trap from saw X" instinctively.

Poverty me close my eyes

I broke all 5 fingers just skating in high school. It healed in like 3 weeks. Not as bad as a lot of things.

also does the dial go to each one or if you go really fast then it just triggers 1 or 2. and even if it hits all 5 at once that's like pulling the bandaid off. just clench your teach close your eyes and turn full and then suck it up its just pain.

The trap in saw 2 when she had to put her hands in the box to get the injection but she put both hands in. That was easily the most simple saw setup ever. Use one hand to grab the shot and the other to push the blades back when pulling your hand out.

I think the point is that it’s too hard too do for some people tho. Emotions are stronger than logic.

I think having my finger cut off is the right move. Because it’s either having one hand or being permanently blind
now think of which one is better

I swear bro some people get so screwed over by Saw. This guy has to press a button to break his fingers but the other guy gets 60 seconds to dig a key out of his eyeball with a needle 💀

Does saw actually let the people go if they complete a trap tho ?

Ngl just close ur eyes

let it rip like a bandaid

The bucket trap is jigsaw would be the easiest

Idk why but id think we would be best friends in real life. I have a lot of things wrong with me but I feel like you wouldnt care and wed hang out all the time. Youd would be the person to make me want to better myself. Id give no shits and wouldnt even judge about anything you worry yourself and give the support you want. Idk. Ive been watching you for so long now...no homo btw, i got a wife with 3 kids lol

He’s such an idiot, it’s very simple to break five fingers yeah for sure buddy. Keep sitting in your moms basement like a Reddit mod

It be messed up if the dial was super hard to turn, so you would have to endure the anticipation. Or it it just had a 5 or 10 second delay timer after every turn

Breaking a finger isn’t even that bad tbh

saw 3 i think there was atrap where u had to get a ball out of jar fill it with blood or something i would of just pissed in it

60-15=45-15=30-15=15-15=0 so its like 4 for every each 15 sec in the 60

The Saw creators don't think Jigsaw is a villain/murderer. Because they missed the point of their own movie.

You gotta just crank the dial as fast as possible all the way to 5. Just rip it like a bandaid.

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You just close youre eyes before they suck youre eye balls out, so you still have youre eyes

Just dont do bad shit and you wont end up in a saw trap

Saw X: You have 60 seconds to breaks 5 fingers or your eyeballs will be sucked out

Also Saw X: You have 60 seconds to perform brain surgery on yourself

They said you can’t rip the button though, lol

I think the trap should rip the fingers off instead of just breaking them.

What's the name of the background music of this video?

Absolutely love how people are now starting to refer to this psychotic shit as learning a lesson😂😂😂😂
It just goes to show that in real life we're just as mentally f*** up as the movies we create

The first trap ever would be easy( fucked up but easy) I might be wrong but it’s the bear trap on Amanda and she has to kill a random dude. Sorry bro🤷‍♂️

I know he makes it sound simple, but the concept of having to literally flip a switch to break all five of your fingers on one hand sounds absolutely painful. I’d definitely be panicking about inflicting that much pain on myself 😅

Wow they really gave up for this one lol. They got as far as the image of the eye tubes and that was it. "Uh and then there's like a dial that breaks your fingers or somethin I dunno..."

song name?

All this cuz bro stole a watch?!

This is easy. I would simply have a talk with John kramer 😂❤

hey im left handed so lets do this thing

Why wouldn’t bro pick an easier+escapable with no major injuries or bone breaking or blood loss trap 😭💀