Aint no way bruh Prepare to code, collaborate, and conquer at our first-ever Web Dev Hackathon.

then all u need to do is learn how to talk, present, bullshit, get accepted in corporations as manager and hired all your friends to work under you

None of these are inspiring or empowering ool

This caught me off guard 💀

Michael: General of gods army
Mobile coder
Codes only using 0s and 1s

Where's the one that writes antivirus programs using Scratch.

asians undefeated

"Last name job" is not a flex but a title

The second one: her name is Jennifer, her code is in Arabic, and she looks Asian 😅

Last name Jobs 😂😂😂😂

Putting that much effort into a rigged world blows my mind every time. They actually have three choices:
First: they work with big companies, and they will be paid to screw us over in every way.
Second: they turn to the "dark side" of the internet, and we will never hear their names again unless they fail.
Third: they try to build something new. The market will catch it because avoiding the market in this space isn't even an option, and it will transform the initially interesting idea into a monster designed to milk people.
Or maybe i m a lazy guy idk...

Hahahhahahhaha

Shit video

Where is the guy talks in binary?

i bet you would find satoshi nakamoto there!

Bet Tony's livin' the best life

Guy is the opposite of vim, he is no-keyboard instead of no-mouse

Mr. Indian final boss!!!

the part that worries me the most is that there's a female.

steve i want a job

Google was his side project killed me 😂

😂😂😂😂

😅😂

This is so real. But don't let it get to you. It helps to imagine kicking their as$es. Not in coding. Like physically. Then you can focus. In the end I learned that we all have value. And most of that is in their wallets and purses. Take it all before leaving.

Ok, people keep pretending like the assembly part is god-level.

It really isn't. It's just about memorizing all the friggin opcodes then you're golden and can just write C by translating it into assembly in your head first.

Then just remember to comment each and very single line to explain what it does. Every single one. You will need it later. You will.

The actual impressive part is that he is coding the assembly on a phone...

Hahahaha

nah i’d win

Code in assembly💀💀🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Cleopatra, famous in her time for being a polyglot, well done!

Web devs are barely devs. The people at that hackathon would be 1. Generic baby programmer who uses chatgpt 2. Generic baby programmer who uses chatgpt 3. Generic baby programmer who uses chatgpt

Bro, no keyboard coder dreaming in JavaScript sounds like some weird kink, that's the most Indian thing I've read this week, you can literally smell it.

For real though

I program assembly in mobile with termux

what my parents want me to be in 3 months of entering cs college courses

And me, struggling to arrange my divs.

I once met a guy who would code using text to speech. Like, he would be cooking dinner and just casually code. No display near him, no feedback, just code and instructions. Absolute madman

Coding is a dead job

If google was his side project.... What was his main?

Js id the language where
typeof null = object
So we have something like obeject object, object null 🥶

Where is the guy who only knows binary?

Web Designer 😭😭😭😭

Cleopatra's roommate is hilarious

What about the coder who codes in analog signals

Google was his side project 😭

really want to know what vs code color theme, they are using.

No… NO! Not the semicolon! NOT THE SEMIC—

Team leader: Deo
Qualifications: Opened Cookie Clicker on the Nintendo 3DS browser.

LMAO

Js is shit, you guys are plebs

Hwo do you know my nameis rafael

Lmao