Adeptus Custodes Cinematic

"These Man's are my bodyguards, their lives forfeit to the guarantee of my physical safety. Of their loyalty to me there shall be no question nor doubt. I, and I alone, shall have the authority to stand in judgement over them. No other commander shall they have in battle nor in service. None shall bar them from me and none shall hamper or stall their mission. So it is decreed!" - Emperor of Mankind.

The Golden BOYS

The orks watching in sheer awe as a Custodes slaughters several Meganobz and absolutely decimates a Gargant alone:

"His Bananas.."

We are the Ten Thousand.

We dont get to see the Custodes in action very often.
I think GW is just too lazy to animate cool stuff because plastic models make more money

Adeptus Coneheadus

I always wondered HOW and WHY the Custodes allowed the Imperium become what it is after the Horus Heresy.
And NOW (with GW thinking that we are idiots pushing female custodes outta nowhere down our throats) i understand HOW and WHY....

Bananaaaa

Custodes reminds me of the Swiss Guard

The emperor's golden banana Bois!!!

The eagle symbol, the symbol of the world's only empire, Rome, Nazi Germany. And now America.

pillarmen theme intensifies

What if the banana gaurd in adventure time where inspired by custodians

how i feel fighting in hell divers with my spear

Hey,look its banana

They also look like starfruit!

If Custodians are 8 feet tall, does that mean the Primaris are taller than them if the Primaris stand 9 feet tall?

Yeah but they are lame now as they now have chicks.

I hear brother Kazarion‘s voice ✊🏻

GOLDEN 10 000 MEN!

Piss men with armour

Is that Toby Longworth?

Theu rest once every 100 years. I want to te able to do that.

The golden bo...it's maaaam!!...the golden they thems

Minions live action

They did it! They retconned the female custodies!!!

LET IT BE KNOWN, THERE IS NO WOMAN IN THE CUSTODES, WOKE SHOP AND AMAZON FORCE THAT GARBAGE IN.

Constantly destroying your own lore to sell more models absolutely killed the hobby for me.

"a single custodes could wipe out the flood"

There armor is so much more functional than an Astartes, so cool.

And they're all men.

Where are the girls???

Female Custodes? Heresy this close to The Emperor? NEVER!

they looked like asian
mix song, tang dynasy

By his will alone.

What’s so sick about the custodes is that they’re so skilled that it’s heresy to assume they won’t be victorious in any battle they’re in

No Pillar Men theme

0/10

Every Chaos cultists gangsta around until they hear a “meow” from a certain cat….before said golden cat broke Hell loose

Too bad their so bad in the tabletop (40k at least heresy their quite good)

Wait, these yellow bananas are like Naginata Samurai?

The Gue'la would be better off joining the Greater Good.

I wonder how much it would cost to rent 5 custodes in real life. Just for a day. I’m guessing billions of dollars

It was a big misstep in 40ks identity as a satire of fascism to make the fascist ss death squads look so cool same problem that hell dovers have they're not very good condemnations of fascism

Its why the starship troopers look so goody and talk so stupidly

The strongest men in the Imperium

2024 called the 41st millennia and said they need to diversify, good thing the Emperor was on the golden pot at the time 😂🤣😂🤣

Toby Longworth narrating maybe?

Custodians: banana
Ultramarines: blueberry
Blood Angels: Apple
Dark Angels: cucumbers
Salamanders: jalapeños

Yeah, people calling hardcore fans of the franchise names for trying to protect the lore has no business saying so. In case you dont know, it takes a lot of money to collect even enough miniatures to play a simple 1k, 2k table top game. Its the lore and world storytelling that has allowed them to invest so extensively. We should be the ones telling you to grow up and take the lore for what it is and not cry about not having females in a brotherhood. Also, the so called 'retcon' was uncalled for and nothing to do with the world nor flow of lore.

Are all of them females as well ?
Because i just watched the "the tithes" episode 2, and some fans deny it and some say nothing.
So which is it ? it's so confusing to newcomers to warhammer 40k lore ! 🤔