Supervillain Union - World Heritage Posts #fantasy #dnd

Why does this make so much sense though

Reminds me of venture bros

3 days after vid

Venture bros level of villain bureaucracy. I loved hearing the guild of calamitous intent's rules and standards read out like this lol.

I can just imagine you need a permit to do villainy from the supervillain union

I like to think that the supervillians sometimes purposefully plan things on the same day as others for extra cover since all the henchmen hang out at villian bars and they could gossip while out drinking with friends

Oof

"are you sure it wasn't one of yours" the judge asked the very obviously dressed ice themed villain
"then who did this so-called lava gun belong to?" the judge asked, forgetting about the very obviously dressed fire themed villain in the papers from last week

Yeah, I could see this with Flash's Rogues

The Gotham Goonion on Tumblr!! Its exactly like this but with goons for Gotham Rouges

Union strong!

Sounds like something for Venture Bros

Did you know there's a real life supervillain union? It's called a bar association.

Your honour. I would like to bring to the jury’s attention the medical report which clearly describes the injury as an “ice burn”.

Mr. Freeze can still be hold accountable. Because extreme cold can cause Burns in certain situations, and this might be one of them.

Health care is amazing. LOL Run out of villains, they'll resurrect you for recycle.

It was Batman, when he thawed her.

Thats just the guild of calamitous intent

Some venture bros shenanigans

Next arc lavamancer and ice dancer will be sueing eachother for damages and then using the funds they get from the guild / union to go out for drinks in some improbuble bar and villian lair made out of super suits and conceit

Villain to another asshole villain: “Hey! The guild gave me authorisation to use this scheme in this place! I don’t caaaare if it’s the best opportunity Tod estrogen your arch- no no go! Christ, I’m sorry!”

Hero they have tied to a bomb: “hey don’t worry, you you’re meant to be my enemy, that jerk probably couldn’t arch a highschool football te-“ boom

This sounds like a Harvey Birdman episode

Now I'm just imagining what an anti-union villain would say about it.

"Oh, sure, it's all supposed to be 'for the good of the common criminal,' but all of a sudden, you're not allowed to diversify because being a telepath while having a laser sword is taking work away from the guy who uses two swords--not even laser ones--and they still have the nerve to make you give them 10% of your last bank heist."

I mean, the Brotherhood of Calamitous Intent, from Venture Bros, actually IS a supervillain union, and they do a few fun things with it, despite it being a sort of background thing on the show.

extreme cold results in burn's as well

Making a D&D campaign now where the villains and evil of the world all banded together to unionize, and because they basically equated to a VERY large army, every nation in the world had to acquiesce to their demands. They then proceeded to dissolve the massive army and each have local unions alongside heroes, where the heroes can locate villains within their capabilities and try to overcome them. If a hero is witnessed trying to fight a villain below their level, they are hunted down by the guy who started the idea of unions in the first place, and he was able to get it to happen for a REASON.

My brother in Christ, this is just Venture Bros.

This could be a T V show all in itself

This is just the guild of calamitous intent from venture Bros. 😂

"Alright, sentenced for ten years?"
"Great, so how long do I have to stay before I'm allowed to escape?"
"Ummmmm"

I know we kinda see it in venture brothers but I would love a show where hero and villians are in fact a job because it’s help the city, you know people get more jobs because of these hero of villians workers for building doctors etc.

But there are rules and such that when not in super hero/villians workers mode you are off the clock

Oh I love this 😂

so literally venture bros

Well Mr freeze would still be charged with breaking and entering

I actually like this as an explanation. Work it in to a movie at once b

Lmao reminds me of venture bros

Now all i need is to see some fanfics where the bad guys switch from bad guying to fighting mega-bads when they occasionally show up. Not fighting with or alongside the superheroes, but like... temporary truce to keep the city from getting flattened or annihilated coz the resident bads need the city to do their crimes in and they dont want to move.

PBS Kids: Odd Squad

We got supervillains unionizing to avoid legal liability before GTA6 💀💀

Going after the Federal reserve? Please don't kill yourself Mr freeze! Please don't shoot yourself in the back of the head seven times with a high-powered rifle from a mile away

snitches end up in ditches lol

Sounds like a venture bros skit

Isn't this literally just the Venture Bros. lmao

Omg its a contractual agreement to evil Monologue so they are only responsible for there evil not anothers crimes, incase they are judged by death or a god.

Excerpt from a court case:
Your Honor, my client did not break in, as this would need the destruction of property. He rendered the safe walls intangible and walked through them. He neither tampered with nor destroyed the security system. It's untouched and fully functional in a superior space-time continuum. It is also not provable that he stole the gold, as according to multiple witness statements, it was never in the safe to begin with, after my client entered it.

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This is just Venture Bros. This is literally Venture Bros.

cold burns.... villains always lying in court... tsk rsk

Y'all would love the Synoverse stories on ao3

Venture brothers have a whole lore about this based on the legion of Doom and other comic based badguy groups.

Pretty sure this is also covered in Phineas and Ferb with Lovemuffin

The guild of calamitous intent