The Irish Rovers - The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

Best song ever.

I love this songlike omg its so good not my pinyon every one love this sonyou know you doI can tellevery one love this song ok

hell yeah

First heard this at work on the radio. Could not stop laughing at the ending. So good.

hahahaha..... I haven't heard this song in quite a while.

He was lucky they were nice girls and did not rape him.

6. Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt,
Continued up the street
He hadn't gone ten yards or more,
When a lass he chanced to meet.
She said: "I've heard what's underneath there,
Tell me, is it so?"
He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass,
If y'really want to know!"

7. So she slipped her hand right up his kilt,
And much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled,
And a very strange look came into his eyes,
She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!"
And then she heard him roar:
"If you stick yer hand up once again,
You'll find it grew some more!"

So basically a drunk Scotsman was sleeping and two ladies walked by and wondered if the rumors that Scottish people were big was true. So they sneaked up behind him and lifted an inch of his kilt peeked. Then they marveled at his huge dick. So then they decided to tie a blue ribbon around that? So when the Scotsman wakes up by nature’s call he checks under his kilt and sees a blue ribbon around his big dick and says “Lord I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you’ve won first prize.”

So basically sleeping scotsman wakes up to a ribbon tied around his large dong by two girls who wanted to see if rumors of Scottish where big.

Wait they tied a bow around what!?!? Hahahahaha!!

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Who's here from TikTok cause of nattidredd?

Thank you Donald! To all who heard this song? Hopefully you will embrace the Scottish man and the heart that inspired the lyrics !!

I almost wanna say that I'm shocked the Outlander fanbase hasn't been here and used a picture of Jamie for this :P

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I'm sure that someone has pointed out that this is NOT The Irish Rovers, Bryan but it is Bowers performing Mike Cross's song "The Scotsman" live at The 1980 Winfield National Flat Picking Festival.
The proper title is "The Scotsman", not "The drunk Scotsman".

Do this to a drunk lass. Not cool then…