Best HFY Stories: What Do The Low Tech Humans Know Of War?

It's WW1... iiiin spaaaaace!

It's like if the US armed forces had to work with the GAR during the first battle of Geonosia.

? self suffi.. what??? heavy shit too.. no supplies?

It's called a commanding officer, and a general should know that.
"Take me to your leader." would warrant the response, "It's a long way to earth."

Luckly for their sorry armys, the Terran military seem to have taken up an mix of american, prussian and frech style leadership system.

He said the thing! 😆

Never underestimate a human with a sharp stick and a rock.

Given enough time, that human can dismantle a fortified position, and then you're in real trouble once they get hands on actual weapons.

Is this a repost??? I could swear to god i have heard him narrate this exact story like 3 diferent time

Replies yes sir, takes off helmet puts on his Bernard cap. How may I help you sir?

Is there any more to this universe?

" the grand Olde Duke of Yourke....he had ten thousand men..."

Reminds me of a book called "School of Fire" by David Sherman and Dann Craig from the series "Starfist". Similar context but no aliens, just foolish humans versus smarter humans.

I am sure the Vrosqil were thinking "If we had allied with the human, we would own the galaxy".

Of course the ones sent to bail the xenos out/show em how it's done are the Marines.

Lol, better hope none of those blast holes are from mortars instead of explosives.

Imagine what we do once we have the DOOM and HALO weapons! :3

Are you reuploading stories you've already done?

What do humans know of war?
You could as much ask what a fish knows of water, or a bird knows of the sky.

I kept hearing "Roscoe"

Noice!!!

So all this fighting humans do today is just preparation for a space xeno invasion?

What separates the Infantry from everyone else? We run towards the sound of gunfire.

"Take me to your leader." Best line outa this ine lmao.

Just off the title, if someone's running around a battlefield with impressively primitive technology, what are they doing that makes up for the tech difference? That's what you need to watch for

An existence of infighting had greased the war machine to always be ready.

That was a fun one.