The Woman Who Would Be Pope

In the Middle Ages, it was widely believed that once, a woman had been pope. The tale of Pope Joan (or sometimes Pope Agnes?), who had disguised herself as a man in order to sit in the Vatican, was universally known for centuries, and to this day, still has its believers. Apparently, graphic rituals were installed upon the election of a new pope to make sure no woman infiltrated the papacy ever again. But there's a real story of a woman pope - and it's way more interesting.

What would you say if you were crouched under the sede pertusa, verifying the Pope's manhood?
"They're probably in there somewhere" - https://www.patreon.com/torscabinet/membership
"He has three, and they dangle well" - https://x.com/parsons_tor
"Can someone remind me what balls look like, just so I can be sure?" - https://www.reddit.com/user/MrSluds/
(Just scream and run out of the room) - https://www.instagram.com/tor.in.oregon/

An interesting alternate origin for the Pope Joan myth, which I didn't discover until I was nearly finished editing this video: https://www.detroitcatholic.com/news/pope-joan-old-rituals-wild-imaginations-led-to-legend-archivist-says

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