cry laugh with me over this book | rant review

Tessa Bailey can be sooo hit and miss. Whyyy is the driving plot making pants for this dude of a guy lmfaooooo be SO serious, some good ol big farm boy who can’t find pants getting breathless over a woman because her and her child bearing hips made him pants 😂😂😂😂😂

...what is this?!

Having a head full of steam means she's worked up, losing her head of steam is a turn of phrase that means something similar to "she suddenly deflates." All of the heightened emotion went out of her very quickly.

Commenting again because NO WAY does she give him a toothy bj THE ROOM OVER from her sleeping baby this is unhinged

“…finds himself getting jealous of a fcking ANT statue…”😂😂😂😂 the way i almost choked on my strawberry yogurt. What a sentence

AND THEN HE GIVES HER A FCKING WEDGIE WHILE THEYRE KISSING I CANNOT

they don’t speak like real people i’m so confused

This is so funny, I love you bestie

I can sense a cute story in this, but I don’t know if it needs a longer length, a different author - or both.

Thank you for feeding us so well with your amazing reviews, and have the happiest of holidays!!
Most of the words/phrases that tripped you up weren't new to me, but "lust bracketed his mouth"??? I thiink i get what she's going for, maybe? like it's making a shape she considers lustful (and potentially resembling brackets)?? but jeebus that's an awkward way to phrase that. also like. i get being attracted to tall, muscular men (definitely same), but i'm begging these authors to stop fixating on them being "oooh so big!!" as the defining attractive feature? especially miss me with the "ooh he's so big he could kill me, tiny petite frail woman that i am, with little to no effort and that's scary and therefore hot." which doesn't seem to be a problem in this book, at least, so ... small wins? also him feeling like. othered by his bigness seemed so odd. as a short woman i can't exactly relate, but my disbelief was hard to suspend.

Their meet cute being ill-fitting jeans is genuinely very funny to me

Also the Elvis accent you kept doing cracked me up so hard "this woman designed jeans for my too big body" is a sentence that changed me

Thanks for the honest review!

Yes every girl dreams of being tossed in the air like pizza dough. 😂 I just guffawed at that line. Wtf! 🤦🏾‍♀️

Giggling and kicking my feet ty

My brother is 6’6. If these authors want to commit to having their love interests be tall af, I need them to show the realism of him having to shop online at specialty stores just to find shoes and clothes that fit 😂 you can’t just make a man exceptionally tall with no consequences. So honestly props to this author for that

we’re besties in my head you’re so funny