Massive Mommy Milkies | an Astartes 40k Parody

[Monty Python and the 'oly Grail's 'uge tracts of land joke/statement begins]

One could be conflicted to think she has Huge Heretical HOMGOLONGONONOLOGONGUSES

"NO" killed me irl

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only BLOWN OUT SPEAKERS

Remember its not the touch of Chaos if its talking about milkers

I wish saint celestine would punch me like that astartes punched the mechanicus

So what's the difference between "milkies" and "milkers"?

Mf, the "explain" bit already had me laughing. And it just ramped up to the end

Thos scene finally makes sense.

This is not even close to what I expected, but it's better

perfect coversatio starter - Mlikies

HERESY! it's funny , but still it's heresy, i am calling Inquisition!

Slaanesh listening to this convo be like:

What chapter are these guys they look so badass

she clearly has big bussin ba- gets sucker punched in the face so hard he explodes

Huge hogonggalagongas

Imagine being so debauch that you sexualize the role of mother.

Boob jokes...oh yes.

What's funny is my suggested video that showed up for this video is a Saint Celestine lore video from DK and Bricky.

The "are you touched by chaos" wasn't because of the discussion topic but because our protagonist had been conflicted over the discussion and was implying Saint Celestine did not have huge milkers with his initial description of the internal conflict leaving only large milkies as the remaining option; an answer so obviously incorrect.

😂😂😂😂

**NO!**

that "N O" at the end

E X A C T L Y

NO- punches

This is tech heresy. That's why I keep listening

now thats a pretty meme! exquisite!

no no, he's right, they would be either perky or be massive mommy milkers.

Nah its definitely what the guy in robes said ;)

I love how he immediately broke his mic as soon as he got affirmation

I mean if big booba saint appeared? I would never question my will to fight ever again! I would fight until I had no fingers to pull a trigger and no feet to carry me through no mans land

The "...Explain," gets me every time 😂

He went from "Brother are you touched by Chaos?" to "Explain..." very quickly. That's how Chaos gets you.

what?

She has big bussin' boobies. That's it. Sue me, Ass-tarties.

I got a warhammer ad when I clicked on this video

Bro this is… smh

As she's a virgin with no children, she probably is a C cup for Celestine. Perky and firm.

E X A C T L Y

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF THE 40K LORE.
THERE IS ONLY HORNY

haha loud is funny

program for the voices?

EXACTLY!

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It's not Slaneesh influence if it's Celestine

This meme reached its peak 3 years ago apparently😂

THE LAST SECOND 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏💀☠️💀☠️💀💀

The age old question answered?...






I think NOT! WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE I SAY!!