Side-effects of doing VERY long runs in Noita

k i started noita like a month ago. What in the sweet god am i even looking at

I am watching this as a 10 minute long short??

I wish I had nevr clicked this video, it was what made me buy Noita and kiss goodbye to my sanity.

Computer Science classes were worthwhile after all 😝 2^31−(9942×3600×60) = 11648 so about 3 mins into a game that was 9942 hours long, overflow time. 32 bit bugs yay!

the thumbnail font makes me nostalgic

my runs last like 10-15 minutes tops

whaaaaaaaat? noita why O_O

9942 hours would be 1242 days of 8-hour play sesions and 6 hours
so a full time job for almost 4 years

I like to think all of noita is happening in elapsed time for us, billions of years this random ass wizard silently witnesses the stars stop blinking, and the world be practically atomized into pure energy, it’s neat to think about

Question is, will you find out the mystery of the cauldron before the world ends in lightning?

This man... I... what. Dude. I can't even SURVIVE past the 45 minute mark. I've never even made it to the level below the jungle and I have 20 hours in the game. I had freeze liquids and Invis on the repeatable practice run and couldn't. I had explosion immunity, fire immunity, electricity immunity, no spell cast limits, and FRIGGIN NUKE on the repeatable practice run. My final run before the practice seed changed, I died to a falling rock. I love this game but it positively hates me. I don't know how you could possibly get to the point that you could do any of what you are doing in the video, is it modded? Do you have a way to re-load and keep your progress if you die?

Mass is Energy after all

The programming language used is the true alchemy of this game. Insane...

Do you have steam sync disabled? Long runs that do not reset the world with a NG+ but instead uncover a lot of parallel worlds become extremely big and what even worse: Every entity in the game is stored in its own file. That can get up to 5 digits easily. Copying, zipping or sending those files or doing anything at all with those files is a real pain. And even on my i9 and a 4090, uncovering enough of the world will eventually make the game get slower and more prone to glitching. I wonder if you make copies of your game in order to "cheat" longer runs. Because one can get noita'd out of the blue at every moment in the game. Especially close to any polymorphium

knowing absolutely nothing about this game and seeing a video like this at 4 in the morning is such a unique experience

So what you're saying is if I can survive the lightning my world will be brand new and I will no longer have frame counter issues?

This game spanks my ass hard every time and I keep going back.

Guy i can't get a 10 min run if I try 😭

will you share the alchemy save file once your done? would be nice for people wanting to mess around with it

yay, spaghetti code that no one in their right mind would have come across unless some madlad stayed alive in this game for longer then 100+ hours.

i always love seeing how games react to intiger overflow's and things simlilar to that, like for example my fav thing is going so far oob that the polygons break

I haven't seen a video of yours in a while and I am glad to see that you are still Noita'ing in Noita.

Aaah, the joys of integer overflows and float inaccuracies. Classics.

HEY! I found a strange kind of liquid when starting a new run!!! When I drank it to learn what it was I phased through the floor??? What liquid is it?

You, Sir, are most certainly one Noita player

bro went back into 2012 for that font

They should just should make a "experiment" mode where you can select elements and like experiment with them

the inflation in electric charge is transitory

That was good bug testing and I wonder why there is so much relience on game timers and frames without a safety resets or other mechanisms to loop it within a functional range.

TIL that all the stars of the night sky are past lives where i embarassingly nuked myself, forever immortalized, well, in the stars

Anyone know if hes figured out his seeds midas mix yet? Every seed has one and if hes collecting every material he likely has all the components of it

So you're saying you have still water? 💀

Nolla games: We're done with the game, guys, there won't be any big updates anymore.

Also Nolla games a couple of months later: Adds a giant update

Noita, the game that keeps on giving. It gives mostly death, but it worth it

I have never been so disappointed in the lack of jiggling and bouncing in my entire life.

this raises some serious implications in simulation theory. lol

close enough welcome back nes tetris

Does the float actually round down to 0 or could that just have been what your tools interpreted? The reason I ask is that floats have a worst value than 0. NaN and Infinity. And the moment they show up they spread through your variables like a cancer, and you can't change the value through math unless you flush these out, anything +-*/ NaN or Infinity becomes another NaN or Infinity. It'd explain how it spreads to other systems like animation and how it locks up

God I hate floats lmao

so, any tips for making it past the second level?

This is technically the heat death of universe where everything tries to achieve a sort of lowest energy possible While keeping high entropy

phd in wizard game.

You can fix the star bug by killing radahn.

The gandhi nuke problem discovered lighting

Add a zoo and capture 1 of each monster

Does anyone know if our universe has a point at which it just starts breaking? Just wondering cause lately things do seem very weird.... 😂😅