Steve Martin's Opening Monologue: 2003 Oscars

gay mafia? is that relevant to today.. or anything?

The 75th Annual awards. So the third Quarter Quell.

So glad to see Harvey Weinstein there, and getting lots of camera time. That won't age poorly.

Nobody who has hosted since...can carry Steve Martin's jockstrap...Someone actually said Steve Martin is not a comedian...unbelievable...

I don’t care how many times this clip pops up in my feed, I’ll watch it every time. Next to Bob Hope, Steve is the best Oscar host.

"...you could be a democrat or...." Oh yeah, over HALF of this audience IS!!

SOOOO funny, love him!

A lot of the shots to the audience are showing Harvey Weinstein.
Hollywood is truly a den of scum moreso than the Mos Eieley Cantina.

Where te fuck is Ricky this is not rock and roll it's plastic bubbles shit, but but it's good and it's steive Martin he's great, and it's a long time ago most of the people are dead now,BUT NEXT YEAR OSCAR'S PLEASE HAVE RICKY ROASTING TE FUCK OUT OF YOU OVER PAID FUCKS 😅

Brilli Brill Brilliant

Not one, but two close-ups of Harvey Weinstein having a big laugh. I wonder how much that cost him. Loser!

Poked fun at big movies' corporations without ruffing their feathers. This guy is a super genius at diplomacy. The man showed up, and everyone paid their utmost respect and gave him total attention.

Enjoy Steve Martin but seriously, watching the crowd laughing disgusts me. All those rich hogs thinking they’re worth more than the rest of us.

😂😂😂
Legend!!!!

I never thought Steve Martin was funny but I have now to change my mind.

True comedy is all in the delivery. Steve Martin is the master.

Still funny as heck. Thank you!!

when oscars had their best and last ... today they take it personal and physically .

Oh look there’s Harvey Weinstein! Probably fresh from jerking off in front of some rising young actress.

humor.....hmmm...

Steve heckles everybody and gets away with it because it's funny.

This may still be the best Oscars monologue of all time

So many of these jokes still hold up today, especially with what makes a movie star. Though the Jack Nicholson gay joke would definitely not fly now though

08-28-2024 I can’t stand reward shows, and I’m laughing hard at Steve Martin who has always been brilliant and timeless.

Brilliant!!! And people still had a sense of humor!

He deserved a standing ovation

What does it mean when J Nicholson touched his eye when he was being outed

Over the top attack and arrogant

Give me best of award ceremonies and I will love you forever ❤

Great stuff

It used to be fun

Harvey Weinstein in the audience. Oh, the good ol' days 🙄

best oscar host

I wonder when I see this, who are the men who cut things out? I don't know what they are called. Editors? I've heard writers talk about screenplays having a rhythm, like music. Are those guys honored? I don't see them on red carpets.

Seriously, imagine somebody marching up there and slapping him in the face because they were offended.

Weinstein sitting there like a predatory potato

Steve HATES TRUMP!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💙

I Adore Steve Martin. Every line was funny and in such good taste.

This is dated in so many ways...

That azzhole weienstien is sitting there laughing like a kunt.