It’s New Year’s Day and you’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional” man

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how "man who was raised by thier grandparents" came to be 🫶

The fact that he wants her salary shows he is not trad. A real trad man has a significant amount of money so the wife can stay home. To trad man it’s considered an insult to themselves if he can’t make enough so the wife has to work. This guy wants to have his cake and eat it too.

Also I have seen in history trad women used to drink and smoke during pregnancy Look at women in the 1950’s

These facial expressions are too on point 😂

This dude is the definition of imagining a person and getting mad about it.

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I’m in a traditional marriage and we have five children (four living and one with Jesus) and my husband couldn’t be more unlike this guy. What a jerk.

It's kinda triggering hearing that the child is a sort of investment. This brought up some uncomfortable shit from my childhood where I can remember my own father telling me how I was his investment. So that's why I had to succeed. Not for myself. For him.

You can probably guess what our relationship is like these days.

Nonexistent.

Is this guy just Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places?

I see you’ve met my dad. Oof

I have never felt more lesbian

He’s just a character he’s just a character he’s just a character…✌️💀

"I'm not the one who's going to be carrying the baby....?"

BREAK GLASS TO ACTIVATE ALARM

This character scares me so much. He looks like someone who could rape. Like, every word he says makes me remember how lucky I am that I'll never be with someone like that.

THE KITTY!!!!! ❤❤❤

funniest part of this is that he WOULD have to stop drinking until after conception

Let's face it: he doesn't even like drinking whiskey

"If you were to have a girl" 🫣

I would have said


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"My new year's resolution is that you stop drinking"

I hate this guy so much, good work sir.

hes just an actor 😡 just an actor 😠 just an actor 😑...... Its just a bit!!! 😤 Just a bit 😠 just a bit!!! 🤬🌩️🌩️🌩️

“your biological clock is ticking”
your biological head will be going into the wall

Sorry I threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

Worth setting off my fight or flight response for the kitty cameo <3

Hold on — isn't the girlfriend a lawyer? In that case, she'd have the "smarter genes", not him.

If i ever had a bf like him i would personally say "you have to much off a small penis to even make a goddamm kid" and then break up remember ladies MAN LIKE THESE ARE LITERALLY BABIES‼️‼️

he makes me so violently angry oh my GOD

Oh God he's so annoying!!! I can't!!!!

hi kitty 😻😻😻

These videos are like exposure therapy for me to not get into relationships like these anymore

Jeez the way he drinks it with pleasure after making her promise not to drink, and drinking in FRONT PF HER

Goddammit you're so incredibly good at acting, holy.

Puece of shit. Thats what all asian parents think. Kids as investments not humans. Dammit. They have to go through all this just to take care of their dumass parents later who doent even treat them well saying mental health issues are excuses. they are burdened by so many expectations and are guilt tripped or, "gaslighted" when they dont fulfill them. They cant even commit suicide cus who's brave enough?! I tried a bunch of times and failed.
Then theres the godforsaken extended family with all the religious bullshit that they pour on you. You have to burn yourself to keep others warm, and yet they complain that you could burn better.
Jesus fucking christ. And theyre also born in shit third world countries so they cant even do anything. Jesus!

honestly, couldn't finish this one🤮

She'll just get better at sneaking

If he said that astrophysicist line to me I'd laugh in his face

Bro is very punchable

Alcohol on your breathe means no baby in my tummy

Insulting me:;😢 insult my dad: 🤬😡😡

Any dude that talked that condescendingly to me about his future plans for me (other than as satire) would have zero chance of getting close enough to conceive a child. He probably would not even be able to steal my drink, because I would be keeping a careful eye on it in case he had a roofie.

All the females in the comments thinking thier opinions matter 😂

It’s satire it’s satire it’s satire 🤬🤬🤬

Haha I don't actually want to watch these, but still do. I don't know this man, have never met him. I still want a divorce and to slap him😂

How not to ask for a baby.

Oh god, RUN!!

Because drinking won't affect his sperm?....🙄

So nice of him to offer to be a house husband! That's quite ... progressive of him!

The lip smacking.

I don't even drink alcoholic by the end of this video