Top 20 Movie Insults We Use In Real-Life

I was surprised there was no quotes from The Jerk, Animal House, Caddyshack, Meatballs, Groundhog Day. No Bill Murray is disappointing.

Captain Kathryn Janeway to the Doctor (EMH):
"I didn't come here to watch you grovel. I'm here to punish you for your insubordinate behaviour."

I have never most of these, maybe 2 of them.

No AI will ever be able to write a script that sounds as much like an AI-written script as this video's.

A TWENTY MINUTE video to deliver under 60 seconds of quotable dialogue.

Boo, watch o jo

“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Less than too minutes in and I have to pause the video and groan. He actually pronounced gifs and jifs and it sounded so wrong.

My favorite is " you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means "

"It's not a laser it a little light bulb that blinks!"

Not an insult, but I did get to use,"We're going to need a bigger boat" for work.

Scrooged "He says you're a flatulating butthead"

I totally believe that about Ermy. Even in his history channel shows, he gave off that marine Sargent vibe

I loved every sassy insult I ever heard from Leia. RIP Carrie Fisher

The Sandlot quote actually originated on an episode of M*A*S*H courtesy of Maxwell Klinger.

"speaks valumes"?
jiffs?
Dude, learn to speak English!

How could you leave out Good Morning Vietnam and the vast roster of insults, culminating with "you are in more desperate need of a blow job than any white man in history".

Of course it is a bit outside any pg rated level than those on your current list. And now I've got to go look it up to make sure I quoted it correctly!

So many in the MCU, but im dropping this one here just because:

Gamora says, “I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy” in the 2014 movie Guardians of the Galaxy. 

 



Gamora is an assassin who is often the voice of reason among the Guardians. At the time she says this line, the Guardians are only working together out of necessity. Gamora may be feeling embarrassed to be surrounded by the other characters. 

 







You need to take the entire Monty Python line into context, the fart joke is just the part most people get...
"Your Mother was a Hamster" referring to the reproductive put out of hamsters...
"Your Father Smelt of Elderberries" Referring to Elderberry Wine, popular in the time.

Thus: I make a stink in your direction because your mother is a whore and your father is a drunkard... It is masterful because most people don't even know what they are saying anymore.

GIFs with a hard G... it's not peanut butter

Drunk: "You know what I think? I think you're one of them Brown Coats."
Mal: "And I think you weren't burdened with an overabundance of learnin''."

The sandlot line was stolen from North Dallas Forty

Is that voice the actor that was in Australian Top Gear?

Wat: You have been weighed.
Roland: You have been measured.
Kate: And you absolutely...
Chaucer: Have been found wanting.
William: Welcome to the New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.

One of my favorite insults is from Oliver and Company. "Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?"

Now stop making these countdown videos or I shall taunt you a second time. 🤪

dislike because you called them "jifs." steve wilhite is a fkn dumbass

My favorite movie zinger of all time has always, been, and always will be, "For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you. And now--well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"

I think my first insult was I think she has cottage cheese thighs.
Yes, HUAAH, oh yeah.
She, uh, counters with the hygiene.
I pick my nose, my feet stink, and my penis is small. The classics.
And then I went after her crack head family, ya know.
And then she tried to make fun of my mom but I was like “PFFTT SO?”
And we were just duelin’, man.
And nothing was — no one was winning except one time she rattled me.
She goes: “You got a dinosaur head!”
“Nu-ugh.”
- Christopher Titus, "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding"

The format of this one is bad. Writing out the whole line and then showing it later is redundant and a waste of time that could have been better spent showing the whole paragraph of some of the best insults.

the princess bride is one quote after another. Zing, Zing Zang! The one I use most is: You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means (a quote for all reasons)

One I like is from Sister Act. Mother Superior says this to Delores. "People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you, I imagine."

Gene Wilder improvised the whole bit in Blazing Saddles. It was so good Mel Brooks left it in. But the script writers had nothing to do with it.

From the movie Greased Lightning(movie about real life black NASCAR driver Wendell Scott), Beau Bridges says this line to his former boss: "If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnats ass it would look like a BB in a boxcar".

Whenever someone is exaggerating or lying to me to try and garner sympathy, or get an emotional response I like to hit 'em with:
"Stop it. I'm gettin' misty.' - Mel Gibson, Payback.

Best one "Get back you witch.".

Number 15 is actually stolen from an episode of MASH, where Klinger says it to Zale.

Whenever I make Ellios pizza, I DO say,”A lovely (cheese) pizza, just for me.”

The “Billy Madison” one was how the moderator, who worked at SNL, would shoot down ideas

"IT'S A MADHOUSE!" The perfect description of this world.

This can only be an honorable mention, because it comes from a TV show that led to a movie. But from the show Firefly when Malcolm Reynolds says to Jane Cobb, "My days of not taking you serious have definitely come to a mid-point."

These lists usually disappoint me… but #1 truly deserves it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

#15 was used in a "mash" episode

I never thought being called a virgin was insulting. I'd rather be a virgin than the town bicycle.

oh come on "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL" from the sandlot is the best

-Hey, Vasquez,Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
-No. Have you?

"I Knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!" -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs.

How's "no shit Sherlock" not on here ?!?!