Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

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@JeansWebbTv
@JeansWebbTv - 11.07.2023 18:16

Whenever I wanted something more calm that John McLaughlin I used to tune in to Cressbeckler.

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@420villain
@420villain - 19.07.2023 06:00

Cbc canada tried this for 40 years with Don Cherry

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@Whisper555
@Whisper555 - 04.09.2023 15:44

He'll be poached by FOX in no time.

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@LordWilmore1066
@LordWilmore1066 - 16.09.2023 23:00

"Biden wins back deficit on 'Wheel of Fortune'"
Damn onion always predicting the future smh

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@geisaune793
@geisaune793 - 20.09.2023 13:03

I thought this was Bill O'Reilly at first

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@zimboy9921
@zimboy9921 - 06.10.2023 18:24

Show me the second amendment

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@Luca_rbf
@Luca_rbf - 11.10.2023 22:42

This is just Alex Jones.

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@andrewh7596
@andrewh7596 - 13.10.2023 23:00

Couldn't make this show today

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@nikoladoctorov553
@nikoladoctorov553 - 21.10.2023 16:19

When exposed to his voice for a long period of time, I start feeling like I'm at a premium ASMR session

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@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 - 29.12.2023 15:50

This is Newsmax but not so mealy-mouthed.

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@HunterShows
@HunterShows - 20.01.2024 16:27

Reminds me of conservative talk radio.

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@internetperson436
@internetperson436 - 29.01.2024 23:27

13 years later the majority of his predictions have come true.

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@TuesdayShark
@TuesdayShark - 10.02.2024 13:48

i can smell this man

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@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor
@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor - 08.03.2024 06:19

Predications:
Burj Khalifa will sink
Nother war
Crooked Government will look to ban chaw
Spanish fitting to rise up
Ain't heard the last of that Tesla fellow

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@marlesimms
@marlesimms - 20.03.2024 02:31

"You been settin for a while, but keep your boots on" is such a good way to say "sorry to keep you waiting, but don't get comfortable"

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@Polo-wk7zl
@Polo-wk7zl - 08.04.2024 01:18

Can’t believe they predicted Biden eliminating the national debt on a game show. It was family feud though.

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@GameyRaccoon
@GameyRaccoon - 08.04.2024 19:05

Rest in Peace Joad :)

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@mistertagnan
@mistertagnan - 12.05.2024 06:11

RIP George Riddle, the actor behind Joad Cressbeckler

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@stanleyholmes1266
@stanleyholmes1266 - 02.06.2024 09:03

Biden wins back deficit. Well...yeah.

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@bluffem
@bluffem - 21.06.2024 20:25

I would watch tv again if this was on nightly.

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@Wnzjsuaba
@Wnzjsuaba - 05.07.2024 04:57

Keen as a Whitworth

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@pavarottiaardvark3431
@pavarottiaardvark3431 - 13.07.2024 13:35

The overlooked genius of this is the exact parody of Conservative talking points:

Rural American: [meandering opinion about something]

Conservative Pundit: Correct, and this is why we should enact this specific but unrelated republican policy.

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@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 - 23.07.2024 18:12

His faith in Nikola Tesla is somehow heartwarming lol

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@ahillmann
@ahillmann - 14.08.2024 19:31

How do the writers of this stuff get into the mindset of a man like this?

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@KS-cz9qc
@KS-cz9qc - 26.08.2024 23:29

Wish they had done a whole series of this character—he’s amazingly hilarious! 🤣

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@MicahBenally
@MicahBenally - 01.09.2024 09:25

He's like a character from blood meridian or something

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@defragsbin
@defragsbin - 16.09.2024 23:29

This guy should've been in Deadwood!

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@Remora_7
@Remora_7 - 24.09.2024 19:14

"Aint heard the last of that Tesla fellow" shudders

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@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye - 30.09.2024 07:01

"Ain't heard the last of that Tesla fellow"
The ONN has a time machine.

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@NicholasVincent-ol1zk
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk - 01.10.2024 01:23

@therealkenreid

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@andrewfalconer8599
@andrewfalconer8599 - 03.10.2024 15:17

This actor “went there”. Well done!

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@chunkofchunks
@chunkofchunks - 07.10.2024 03:57

Say what you want about him, but a more authentic human being has never existed.

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@robby4770
@robby4770 - 22.11.2024 02:24

I think current events are the perfect storm for joad’s comeback

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@qwertyuiopqwerty112
@qwertyuiopqwerty112 - 23.11.2024 13:26

Of Joads 5 predictions, two have come true

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@chrisheckel3887
@chrisheckel3887 - 03.12.2024 09:11

Great prediction list. Ain’t heard the last of that Tesla fellow

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@isveryniceyes
@isveryniceyes - 14.01.2025 04:01

"Ain't heard the last of that Tesla fellow..."

I have to assume this was about the actual man Tesla and not about Elon but lmfao

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@TheAdamSplitter
@TheAdamSplitter - 20.01.2025 04:10

The fact that this man looks, sounds and speaks like Alex Jones is quite depressing

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@bradspringer2372
@bradspringer2372 - 20.01.2025 12:31

Isn't he Ben Cantwell from Seinfeld?

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@FlindleD1ndle
@FlindleD1ndle - 12.02.2025 19:44

Omg he was right, we aint heard the last of that tesla fellow 😨

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@X493Delta
@X493Delta - 21.02.2025 13:48

Jesus Christ, please help us this is the current timeline

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@blockman3508
@blockman3508 - 05.03.2025 21:33

Don’t think I’ve ever heard an actual person say the word “Mahometan” before. How thrilling.

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@redhen2123
@redhen2123 - 18.03.2025 04:59

"She's pretty, for a Chinese"

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@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine - 18.03.2025 08:50

“Five Killed in Horrific Kite Accident in Colonial Williamsburg Air Show.”

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@DougPerry-dc4gj
@DougPerry-dc4gj - 31.03.2025 06:52

I have shown this to several people but very few understand the brilliance of the satire that is Joad.

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@YTonYahoo
@YTonYahoo - 23.04.2025 20:22

lol

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@slybuster
@slybuster - 12.06.2025 21:36

15 years later and it turned out Joad was right about everything.

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@KidFreshie
@KidFreshie - 21.06.2025 20:01

Everybody’s a gangster til Ol’ Black Baby starts a-barkin’

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