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Funny
ОтветитьLiterally none of the things that these people supposedly roared in laughter at were funny.
ОтветитьThanks for uploading this, i remember this when i was a child. i now have a place in the country and have inherited the bloody things !! ha ha thanks and take good care
ОтветитьJasper is a great guy
Ответитьjasper is awesome
ОтветитьI'm here cause my dad said Jack Walten and Felix Kranken looked like the guys in this and acted like em kinda lol -
ОтветитьEee moley, you can't beat a Carror. So many laughs.Thanks for posting.
ОтветитьIf they did eat the mole, would be with or without Bovril?
Ответитьwonderful memory xx
ОтветитьPriceless
ОтветитьThree weeks ago I was talking to a friend and Jasper Carrot's name came up. Some time ago my friend had partnered Jasper during a celebrity/amateur charity golf match. After the game they sat down and had a few drinks, and my friend stated that Jasper proved be a really top bloke. Coincidentally, my friend was plagued by moles on his, usually, pristine lawn. He used traps and all manner of things to get rid of them. In the end, a badger started digging his lawn up for worms and the moles cleared off. He is a bit of a wildlfie magnet, as he also had bats roosting in his garage. It was a bit of a worry when he was trying to sell the house.
Ответитьmissing the punch line "someone stole my harmonica"
ОтветитьHilarious
ОтветитьSaw this live at his show some time in early 80s, absolute classic
ОтветитьThank you, better than my badly recorded on VHS copy.
ОтветитьYou know the only one way to get rid of a mole?
Ответить😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
ОтветитьI remember this from a kid and it's still funny.
ОтветитьI had 2 of his books , A zit on the side , and sweet and sour labrador . Both had me in stitches.
ОтветитьHis Mole story helped me deal with a Rat in 2020, my late sister who was living with me believed it to be a large mouse and was feeding it Raspberries "Un be known to me" I live in a wildlife conservation area so poison is illegal, I tried everything known to man but the little shit defied everything so I thought last resort get the Jack Russell out one night, well that was a futile effort as he spotted Ratty and shot back indoors at 90mph and hid under his blanket JRT indeed, so back to square one, armed meself with my shot gun (Yes I have a licence) head torch on and waited around 3 a.m. up pops Ratty, you guessed it "BOOM" not only did I wake the whole neighbourhood up within a 10 mile radius I also shot a feck off big hole in the fence but I got the little sod, 15 minutes later I hear blue lights sirens, yep Police arrived and basically asked what the fluff I was doing my reply was "Rat, here's my licence" they left after saying try an be a bit quieter next time Yer right have ya ever tried to keep a 12 bore quiet obviously NOT, strange enough never had a rat problem since. Hope you enjoyed a real life story inspired in a way by JC
ОтветитьRemember seeing this on the telly years ago. Thanks for uploading.
ОтветитьNearly peed myself liztening to this so fumny
ОтветитьWHAT AR YOU DOIN CARROT!!
kills me every time 🤣🤣
Brilliant ❤
ОтветитьThere's never as miniture black panther around when you need one! (I suppose he could call the SAS, and ask if they use one as a regimental mascot, and if they have, could he hire it for an afternoon?)🤭
ОтветитьA classic, thank you
ОтветитьThe cartoon Jasper looks more like Tom Baker.
ОтветитьOnly one way to get rid of a mole - petrol generator with the exhaust going down a pipe into the hole and filled over to seal it up - useds a cheap 2 stroke engined one and it was funnier than carrot lol - grey smoke coming up for 1/4 mile down the side of the road , out of every mole hill as far as i could see then the neighbours plants started moving around , little bleeder tried to make a run for it and came out from under her plants but it was a gonna ....
ОтветитьDid you know ? Not only has Ireland no snakes, it also has no moles.
ОтветитьWe went to see Carrot at the Odeon, New St, in Birmingham, about... Forty... Cough-cough-cough years back and this was part of the warm-up before he came onstage.
I knew the story already, but that night was the most joyous asthma attacks I ever had.
It being the 80s and me still breathing, if wheezing, nobody was that fussed, me included😄
Just bumped in Jasper Carrot in my local vets great man
ОтветитьWatching him tell this live on stage is hilarious, but this animation just takes it to another level 😂
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