One of the best Seinfeld lines EVER.

"It's Not A Lie If You Believe It."

People always deride Jerry as a terrible actor and forget how many of his line deliveries, expressions and mannerisms throughout the series are absolutely hilarious.

I’m not sure why, but her southern accent gives this scene its punch.

How about when Kramer is suing Starbucks for the coffee being too hot. The first offer to settle the case is free coffee for the rest of your life Kramer. He says “ILL TAKE IT!!”

Should have ended the scene with that line. Always go out on a high note!

YOU'RE A CASHIER

she 's trying hard not to laugh!

Seinfeld is a collection of TV's greatest lines ever.

Kramer " you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job"!

The best line in any seinfeld episode is George:
“”Was that wrong?”

Nothing beats "worlds are colliding" ...for me... that was classic George

lol he goes from defensive to begging

“He took IT out”

"Up here, I'm already gone." - Cosmo Kramer

I LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE IN SHAME ,why should i die with any dignity.

"You're a cashier" 😂😂😂

"We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tail gunner.........blew his brains out all over the Pacific"
Same scene: "We'll say we're frighted and we have to go home"
"Are you kidding, he'll clunk our heads together like Moe"

What a brilliant scene on every level - and Jerry with no acting training does very well here - the girl is perfect too - what dialogue - perfectly filmed and edited - hilarious!

Today this does not get made or cast the same way - Jerry is black and the girl is transgender and the dialogue tries to manipulate me into changing my political views.

“It’s not a lie, if you believe it”
- GC

That thumbnail looks like she took it out.

Jerry's material is a lot of fluff. That's all it is really. But still funny. And I'll take it over political comedians, who work very hard to make their audience feel bad, about their life choices.

🤷

Mr. Bookman: “You and your good time buddies”

i think it moved

it would be fun if someone put together a video of all of the signfeld women , sort of a homage to all of the women appeared on the series good bad weak odd strange and funny like the girls from ho ho 7' bond girls video 😊

I can’t be with someone if i don’t respect what he does!

You’re a cashier!!!

Barkley's comment IMMEDIATELY comes to mind, lol😂😂😂😂😂

Elaine: He took it out...
Elaine: You got any other friends you want to set me up with!?

Elain: The dingo ate your baby.

" Oh yeah well, the jerk store called and they're running outta you."

His funniest scene was when he argued over a rental car reservation.

This scene is absolutely hilarious. One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes. "You're a cashier!" 😂😂😂😂

“A headmaster named Bookman? That’s like an ice cream man named Cone!” Not sure if that’s actually the best line in the whole show, but it sure makes me laugh like it is.

I loved it when George had been telling his date that he was a Marine Biologist 😂

Serenity Now and the feats of strength 😅

If that was one of his best lines, I’m glad I never watched his show!

Im not an orgy guy

He took it out

He said your a cashier because his lively hood is a comedian..isn't expect a cashier would say that to his face and one he likes..

Kramer: It's a write off for them
Jerry: How is it a write off?
Kramer: They just write if off!
Jerry: Write if off what!?
Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't
Kramer: But they do, and they're the ones, writing it off

My favorite..."I just got fluctuated out of $1,500."

And so what was this hilarious line ???

Frank, “serenity now”

"You are a cashier" - one liner of the century.

She was right. Great show... but his stand-up comedy has always been awful.

A show about nothing [and so much fluff!]

Elaine: "It shrinks?!"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle."
Elaine: " I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...."
😂👍

My favorite George Costanza line: “If you believe it’s true, it’s not a lie 😂😂😂