Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: STARCRASH 2

Yo, your constant references to iceplanet have me laughing as this,was my fvourite rewatcheable movie on betamx. . Knew every scene every line. N still it was funny n seemed exciteing every time. Dieing laughing

I'm waiting for more godzilla and I'm waiting for more hammer horror.

where do you find these movies????

Anyone know the music used at the end of this video. That funky disco ia awesome

The make-up artist got a good deal on eyeliner and really went to town.

Star Crash 2: OPERATION AQUA BOOGIE.

LoL 😆 🤣 😂

Just saw star crash 1 yesterday, and it was not too bad. It was even a little creative, especially the props. After your review, I won't be viewing star crash 2. It looks to be a little too cheesy for me at this time, maybe in the future.

Did you ever get to Ice Pirates?

Wonder how they learned about pooping 😝

This remake of Yor: Hunter from the Future is not very good

Just wait, it won't take long until those Zoomers think Empire Strikes Back sucks.

Had to stop and find warrior of love when I heard it on this video and been listening to it on repeat since😂😂

This question is probably stupid, but, here it goes anyway. Was everyone doing a shit ton of drugs when they made this movie?

What?
There was a Star Crash 2????

Still waiting on Ice Pirates

Wait Ford has been the Mayor of Toronto since 2014?? How in the world is that fool still Mayor??

Starcrash 2: Electric Bugaloo

Still waiting on Ice Pirates

Wow, that was terrible.

Even though they only ate pills, even the Martians from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians knew how to eat! I ever thought anything would make me make a positive comparison to SCCTM!

I didn't know they made a sequel to Starcrash? 🤨

Also, technically Starcrash was released before Star Wars, so it's not a knockoff.

Cosmic Math: Starcrash - Caroline Munro = 0

Even worse than the idiotic storyline, the costume design for this disaster makes that of Starcrash look like that of Star Wars. The actors must have been embarrassed to be seen in them.

Never did review ice pirates, did he?

I keep waiting for the Morlocks to show up and capture a few of the villagers for food.

Also, sexual powers? I want laser beams every time I get laid, too

I cannot wait to watch the Ice Pirates review.

No really, I cannot wait. Where is it?

:)

I know I've said this before on previous videos but statistically this is someone's favorite movie

Ice Pirates. 👌

This movie should've been called "Stark Rash."

Senator, i knew Caroline Munro. You are no Caroline Munro.

Remember the famous 80s commercial slogan? Taking a shower in Irish Spring, is like taking a shit in Ireland.

Lithin inspired Dick Grayson's costume a decade early. 😅

Oh god... They made a sequal??????????????????????????????????????????????

The Avenging Cosmo Godfather’s fabulous beard is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Really impressed that someone your age is familiar enough with George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic to use the references correctly. Props.

du ju iven hav a nis

Yo, where is that Ice Pirates review?

Yep, nothing like a star wars rip off with disco dancing and the two leads tryin to get it on.

If they are brother and sister im leaving.😅

All about the bussines end of the Schtick, grandpa!❤

Without the star power of Marjoe Gortner, it just falls apart.

How can Brandon not know that one cannot use an Orgon Excelerator in space for the OBVIOUS reason that organ is a by-product of the molecules under the pressure of the lower atmosphere. Science, dude.

A 70s movie without Caroline Munro was a mistake!

Is it odd she looks like Padme Amadala in starwars 2?

Please dont be Earth. Damn.

Did you get him lol😂

Fire up the...
...Bullshit-a-tron xD