Binging with Babish: Chocolate Cake from Matilda

Matilda ain’t a bad song

Cannibal cake

I read/signed out this book so many times at my (small town) elementary school library that the school had to order an extra copy for the other students

Also
My favourite teacher read this book for every of his classes. And when he'd read Ms trunchbulls lines he'd YELL it exactly like she did in the book.

Meaning in the hallways or other classes would hear randomly
"You PATHETIC MAGGOT"
From his classroom.

Wth 😣

🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

Came here because I didn't believe it when someone told me.

Ew, but also, dedication!

This is Disgusting...

FREAKING JUMMY

I call it the Diabetes Cake.

did not actually expect him to put blood and sweat in it....
also the sweat was kinda gross, I don't think id eat a sweat cake.

NOOOOOOO THIS LOOKED SO TASTY UNTIL YOU TOOK IT LITERALLY 😂😂😭😭

(loud gavel banging)

I'm going to make a feature film called 'High School Shooting the Musical' in 2024

Am I the only one who thinks the frosting should be more of a ganache rather than a buttercream?

imagine how awkward it would be if one of them had a contagious disease

Hold the blood, let's just do the cake without blood thank you. Not needed

You had to use sweat, disgusting

so scrumptious

I love your cooks

No matter how gross the movie made this cake sound, the look of this cake has been the cake I have compared all chocolate cakes to my whole life.

And now we need him to do the movie musical’s cake,

When I was a kid I thought her literal sweat and blood was in the cake.... still do

Isn’t cannibalism an arrestable offence?

You can also add a bit of ground coffee or espresso (a couple teaspoons or a tablespoon in this case maybe), vanilla or spices like cinnamon to bring out and compliment the chocolate. ^.^

Put the recipe in grams, useless American morons!!!

I’ve waited for this my whole life!

I actually GAGGED at the bottle full of sweat like seriously straight to JAIL you go 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭

Ms. Trunchbull watching this: "😵 IT WAS A METAPHOR YOU BUMBLING TWIT 😡"

Mmm mm mm an AIDS cake

Her sweat and blood went into that cake!!

I like that this is a rough cake, just like Trunchbull, but this is delicious at the same time.

My man ate a chocolate cake with BLOOD AND SWEAT as ingredients.













If I wasn't subscribed before, I'd be subscribed now!

Idk, maybe I "fudged" up but I felt it wasn't sweet enough then again it was like 15 months ago. Any ideas?

Could you also make the Baked Alaska cake from the Chicago Med series?
We never get to see it eventually in the series, they just talk about it.

Dr. Charles’ wife, CC is planning to make it for their daughter’s, Robin’s birthday.

Just an idea.

I stopped watching after the blood and sweat bit, that's just too much! What a waste of a potentially super delicious cake!

In the movie this cake was a pretty big.

And that's why I don't eat at people's home

The sweat generated a surprisingly visceral response from me. I think I’m going to skip dinner tonight.

Does anyone have the measurements in metric?

No

Why do people do weird things to get attention!

ww—what was the context of even putting blood in it?

If that thing was put in front of me and I was told to eat all of it, it would be gone in minutes.

From the miss trunchbull's cake was like jelly just its look like

Are you crazy? You’re disgusting.

I love the dedication to detail but I could have really done without the dedication detail😭😭😱😱

You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate MY PERSONAL SNACK

Blood 🧐